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Study Confirms Humanity Groaning With Longing For More ‘Animaniacs’
CINCINNATI, OH — A new study from the Center for Television Research shows humanity is deeply yearning for creators to produce more of the beloved '90s cartoon Animaniacs.The longitudinal study, conducted over the course of five years and…
Man Unsure Whether Wife’s Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread Is For Toast Or Face
DALLAS, TX — Local husband Mark Higgins stood frozen in his kitchen Thursday morning, staring blankly at a glass jar labeled "Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread" while attempting to figure out if it belonged on his toast or his face.The…
Alaska Surrogate Battles to Keep Baby After Abortion Demand
What happens when a surrogate refuses to abort the baby she’s carrying? This week, Live Action News released an exclusive interview that shines light on a significant moral dilemma surrounding surrogacy: What happens when motherhood is…
Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Well, that's not good.Looks like your female coworker just learned how to use AI to make images. This is probably going to be the start of a lot of annoying Slack posts from her.It started this morning with an image of…
Abortion Pill Chemical Mifepriston Found in Drinking Water
The drinking water in two American cities contains mifepristone, the active ingredient in chemical abortions, a bombshell new study shows. Mifepristone is the first in the two-step chemical abortion regimen. It kills preborn babies by preventing…
Man Thinking Maybe He’ll Pass On Islamic Car Show This Year
MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show. Though he had attended the car show previously, held annually by a group of mosques,…
Catastrophe As Man Fails To Listen Closely Even Though Menu Options Have Changed
PEORIA, IL — Authorities advised all residents to be on high alert heading into the weekend, following a sudden catastrophe that resulted from a local man failing to listen closely even though the menu options had changed.Calling in to his…
DOJ Settles With Pro-Life Activist Paul Vaughn Over Unjust Prosecution
Pro-life activist Paul Vaughn reached a seven-figure settlement with the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) over his unjust arrest and prosecution. Multiple heavily armed FBI agents arrested Vaughn at the family’s Tennessee farmhouse on October 5,…
Massachusetts House Passes Bill Legalizing Abortion Until Birth
The Massachusetts House passed a radical bill legalizing all late-term abortion in the Bay State. On July 22, the House passed H. 5595, “An Act prioritizing patient access to care.” The legislation essentially removes all remaining restriction…
Wells Fargo Explains That Yes, They Gave All Your Money To A Hobo Named Frank, But Will Make Things Right By Coming To Your House To Murder You
HOUSTON, TX — Representatives for Wells Fargo explained to local customer Jim Stephens that they did give all of the money in his checking account to a random hobo, but the company would make things right by coming to Jim's house to murder…