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Man Continues Tenth Year Of Sending Just A Thumbs Up To Every Single Text Message He Receives
ROCKPORT, TX — Local man Jake Minter confirmed that he had now entered his 10th consecutive year of replying to every single text with only a single thumbs-up emoji.The streak carried on its decade-long run this morning when Minter's wife…
14 AGs Press EPA on Abortion Pill Water Contamination
Earlier this month, a coalition of 14 attorneys general wrote a letter to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) asking it to add the abortion pill, mifepristone and its generics, to a list of water contaminants that need further…
Moral Acceptance of Abortion Falls 5 Points
A new Gallup survey shows that the moral acceptance of abortion has dropped five points since 2024. The new data is encouraging because it suggests the trend towards moral acceptance of abortion following Roe’s reversal is finally waning. Since…
Playskool Introduces ‘My First Hobo Camp’ For California Children
U.S. — Toy manufacturer Playskool unveiled its latest educational playset this week called "My First Hobo Camp", with the toy designed to help California children develop the practical life skills they would need for adulthood in the…
Teen Boy Worried Hair Does Not Look Enough Like Head Of Broccoli
HOUSTON, TX — Taking stock of himself in the mirror this morning, local teenager Adrian Larson became deeply concerned that his hair does not look enough like a head of broccoli.As he surveyed the way his brown hair rose and branched out to a…
FDA Launches Study on Safety of Abortion Pill
At long last, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has announced plans to study the safety of the drug mifepristone, better known as the “abortion pill.” The decision comes years after President Joe Biden and his administration authorized the…
A Look at Which States Have Abortion on the Ballot in 2026
Since 2022, when the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, one of the primary battlegrounds over abortion policy has been in the states. Both abortion-rights advocates and pro-life organizations have turned to statewide ballot initiatives…
40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized by an intense, borderline-religious obsession with researching electrolytes.Following his 40th…
What to Know About the Life at Conception Act Introduced in the U.S. Senate
Important legislation was introduced earlier this year to protect all preborn human life from the moment of creation, and it deserves the attention of every American who believes all human life has value. Senator Mike Rounds (SD) introduced the…
Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box
U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces for you has reportedly taken off with consumers.AgentOrange™ promises to filter out orange candies from all your favorite products, including…