Action hero and martial arts master Chuck Norris has departed from this world to fight supernatural forces in the place beyond space. As we look back upon his life, each of us should honor his memory in the best way we can.
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of great ways to honor Chuck Norris:
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Perform a 21-roundhouse kick salute: It’s far more impressive than any rifle volley.
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Punch a shark in the face: We’re sure Chuck Norris did this at least once.
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Wear a duster to work and beat up the office printer: You’ve probably been doing this most days anyway.
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Make 7 bad movies in 1985: It will somehow only make you more legendary.
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Rescue a Latina in distress and then tip your cowboy hat to her: A classy way to keep his memory alive.
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Engrave John 3:16 on the bottoms of your cowboy boots, so when the guys you kick are in the hospital, they will know how to be saved: This was also a method employed by Philip the Evangelist.
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Have a third fist surgically implanted behind your beard: It’s a bold procedure, but if it works, no one will ever be able to mess with you. Just like Chuck.
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Rewatch your VHS copy of Sidekicks: It’ll be like he’s right there beside you.
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Drink only CForce from now on: It’s the Chuck Norris of waters.
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Subscribe to The Babylon Bee: It’s what all the toughest guys do.
Chuck Norris may be gone, but you can still carry on his legacy. How do you plan to honor Chuck Norris? Sound off in the comments.
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