12 Reasons Qatar Is The Greatest Country On Earth [This Article Sponsored By Qatar]

Take it from us as free Americans, Qatar is the greatest country on earth. Way better than America, like way better. And that’s a fact. Don’t believe us? Check out these 12 reasons it’s better than America.

Look how great it is!

1. Very few women work: Or drive. Or go outside. Just as Allah intended.

2. The government censors media and the Internet, which really tamps down on fake news: Let the regime worry about those things.

3. No national elections: Really cuts down on the stress from politics.

4. Christianity is illegal, which really cuts down on Sunday morning traffic: Nice!

5. Able to use a “Q” without that unnecessary “U”: Saves so much time.

6. Some say there is a mysterious cave of wonders hidden beneath the sands that holds a magic lamp: So mysterious!

7. They filmed parts of Dune there: Isn’t that cool?

8. As many slaves as you want: You can finally get rid of that Roomba vacuum that doesn’t even work.

9. Gorgeous coastlines or mountains or something maybe?: We can’t find it on the map tbh.

10. You get to wear a stylish skirt on your head: They call it a Keffiyeh, which we believe is Qatar for “head skirt”

11. Being gay is illegal: It doesn’t really scream freedom, but just don’t be gay, and it’s not a problem.

12. They will pay you $200,000 just to write a list of reasons Qatar is the greatest country on earth: Easy money!

Yep. Qatar truly is the greatest country on earth. You can take it from us because we are totally unbiased Americans.

*This article sponsored by Qatar*