FALLON, NV — Local Pentecostal Christian Glenn Fuller reportedly beat all his friends at Scrabble yet again thanks to his miraculous ability to spell out all words in tongues.
“Grnrnrnrnr-losraaaa,” Fuller said of his most decisive victory. “Keleplor-reen.”
“Can he do that?” said one family member. “Channeling the Holy Spirit to win at Scrabble seems like it might be an unfair advantage. I don’t even speak in tongues.”
The family member was then chided by Fuller for her lack of faith.
According to sources, Fuller secured his victory by spelling out “HOO BABA KANDA” over a triple word score square.
“It’s a real word, and its angelic meaning is known only by the Lord,” said Fuller. “Have faith, my dear children.”
At publishing time, Fuller was banned from future games of Scrabble unless he played with the accompaniment of a prophetic interpreter.
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