Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them

NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation of the rise of violence against Jews.

In the wake of more Jewish New Yorkers being targeted by a Muslim terrorist, Mamdani stated there was no place for violence against those evil, child-murdering pieces of scum that need to die.

“I am appalled by the spike in attacks since I declared war on the Jews,” said Mamdani. “These stabbing attacks on elderly Jewish New Yorkers are horrifying. We will not tolerate such violence against the Jews, who, I must reiterate, need to be eliminated from the face of the earth. I hereby call on every New Yorker to help us maintain the peace as we work to wipe the Jews out of whatever country they live in and put their leaders in chains.”

To combat the growing trend of targeted violence, Mamdani has reportedly proposed placing Jews into protective camps with walls and guard towers. Officials at City Hall believe the measure would drastically reduce the number of attacks on the street, while also advancing the ultimate goal of ethnic cleansing. Several members of the NYPD are reportedly being recruited for a new sort of “Secret Police” that will help round up the Jews for safekeeping.

At publishing time, Mamdani had announced a citywide “No Place For Hate” rally, to be kicked off by 20 straight minutes of him and his wife cheering while watching Hamas footage from October 7th.