Men, if you’ve been married for any length of time, then you’ve no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don’t want answers to, just so they can start a fight. It’s in their nature. But we got you, fam.
Check out these common trap questions wives love to ask and how you should respond to each:
Q: Which one of my friends is the prettiest?
A: You have female friends? I never noticed.
Q: Do you think Sydney Sweeney is attractive?
A: What is a “Sydney Sweeney”?
Q: Does this dress make me look fat?
A: Get behind me, Satan!
Q: Would you still love me if I were a colossal desert sandworm?
A: What Shai-hulud has decreed must be. Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. MAY HIS PASSAGE CLEANSE THE WORLD
Q: Which celebrity do you have a crush on?
A: Henry Cavill, obviously.
Q: What do you want for dinner?
A: Whatever you’re thinking of right now, sweetheart.
Q: What should we watch tonight?
A: No matter what you put on the TV, I’ll just be watching you.
Q: If I died, would you remarry?
A: No, because I would die too.
Q: What’s the best way to repair the carburetor on a 1988 Ford Ranger that’s stalling out at idle?
A: That’s a trick question. The 1988 Ford Ranger uses a fuel-injected engine, not a carburetor. The issue is probably a dirty throttle body or a small vacuum leak.
Q: What should we watch tonight?
A: Whatever you choose an hour from now after scrolling through all the options five times.
Q: Do you like my family?
A: I don’t know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
Q: Do you remember what today is?
A: Throw a flashbang and RUN!
You’ll have a better marriage in time if you use our handy answers here. Good luck, men!
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