Can You Spot The 7 Clues In This Picture That This Family Homeschools?

Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it’s a lot more difficult to figure out. Take a close look at this picture and see if you can spot all seven clues that this is a homeschool family:

1. Instead of gay art, there’s a bunch of drawings of a nuclear family:

   An obvious sign.

2. This boy is wearing boy clothes instead of a dress:

   No public school detected.

3. The house is kind of a disaster:

   If it’s clean, it ain’t homeschool.

4. They have culturally appropriated the use of teepees:

   No one outside of homeschool can do that anymore.

5. The mother appears to enjoy being around her children:

   Always a telltale sign.

6. Whoa, look at this book report:

   Zoom in a little. Enhance.

   Oh yeah. Homeschool for sure.

7. If you look closely, they’re all wearing helmets:

   Ha! We knew it. Dorks.

Armed with this knowledge, you too can still pick out the homeschoolers from among us. Let us know any clues in the picture that we missed.