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Meet Hank, The Autistic Chimpanzee Who Runs Gavin Newsom’s X Account
SAN DIEGO, CA — In a small corner of the San Diego Zoo's chimpanzee exhibit lies a modest laptop computer that an autistic chimp named Hank uses to run Governor Gavin Newsom's X account.Hank has worked for Newsom for years, overseeing…
Uh-Oh: Trump Just Watched New ‘Superman’ And Now He’s On The Roof With A Red Blanket Tied Around His Neck
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secret Service remain on full alert following an incident where President Trump saw the new Superman movie and decided to go up on the roof with a red blanket tied around his neck."It's a bird! It's a plane! No,…
Top 10 Quotes From Kamala’s New Book
Former Vice President Kamala Harris has written a new book about her brief presidential campaign called 107 Days, and The Babylon Bee has obtained an advance copy.The book won't be released until next month, but here are some of the most…
Top 2 Greatest Things About Sydney Sweeney
With all the controversy surrounding actress Sydney Sweeney's ad campaign for clothing retailer American Eagle, more people than ever are wondering what all the buzz is about.In an effort to help people understand the appeal, The Babylon…