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Taylor Swift Asks Travis Kelce How He Did In The World Series
BUFFALO, NY — During a recent podcast appearance with Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift asked the Kansas City Chiefs tight end how he had done in the World Series last night.Insiders said the global pop superstar was anxious to hear whether Kelce had…
Trump Asks Elon If He Can Come Up With A Way To Supply 1.21 Gigawatts Of Power To A DeLorean
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, President Donald Trump broached the subject of scientific collaboration this week with Tesla Founder and CEO Elon Musk, asking if he could come up with a way to supply precisely 1.21 gigawatts of power to…
Elderly Lesbian Throuple Turns Out To Be Green Day
OAKLAND, CA — A surprising new report indicated that an elderly lesbian throuple seen out for a walk in a local park this week turned out to actually be the musical group Green Day.The three aging men were suspected of being lesbian women by…
Bill Burr Lands Stand-Up Comedy Gig On Jabba’s Sail Barge
DUNE SEA — Comedian Bill Burr has reportedly accepted an offer to perform on Khettana, a luxury sail barge owned by Jabba the Hutt."Jee-jee sa dunkee jeeska Bill Burr, joka yuna, panwa cheejee che geesa holo-chasa du America…