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Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop
COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled "Streets of Minneapolis" as a show of support for anti-ICE protesters, musician Bruce Springsteen issued a statement threatening to keep releasing songs until deportations were…
Ms. Rachel Apologizes For Accidentally Spray-Painting ‘Go Away Jews’ On A Synagogue
NEW YORK, NY — The woman behind YouTube's most popular and beloved educational content for children found herself in hot water, as Ms. Rachel issued a public apology for accidentally spray-painting "GO AWAY JEWS" on a…
St. Peter Shows Scott Adams To His Glorious Heavenly Cubicle
HEAVEN — Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the "Dilbert" comic strip, has just been shown to the glorious heavenly cubicle where he will spend the rest of eternity praising God.According to St. Peter, the renowned…
Benny Johnson Reacts To Benny Johnson Reacting To Benny Johnson
U.S. — In a brand new Benny Johnson video, media personality Benny Johnson reacts to a Benny Johnson video where he reacts to an older Benny Johnson tweet about a Benny Johnson video.'Benny Johnson's official X account posted the…
Exclusive Sneak Peek At Next Year’s AmFest Lineup
The curtain had not yet fallen on Turning Point USA's AmFest 2025 before rumors swirled about how they were going to top it next year. How do you follow up such a wild show?The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive sneak peek at…
Nicki Minaj Reveals Hit Song ‘Anaconda’ Is Actually About How The Federal Government Needs To Reduce Deficit Spending
PHOENIX, AZ — Following her surprising appearance onstage with Erika Kirk at Turning Point USA's AmFest, rapper Nicki Minaj revealed that her hit song "Anaconda" was actually about how the federal government needs to reduce…
Tucker Carlson Buys New Home In Mordor
NURN, MORDOR — Political commentator Tucker Carlson has reportedly purchased a piece of property in the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie. This will be Carlson's fourth house and his first next to a slave camp."I like it here. A…
Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged
KANSAS CITY, MO — Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs' disappointing season had led one of the world's biggest celebrities to reconsider her future, with Taylor Swift hoping that Travis Kelce had forgotten that they were…
Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA — Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress Ariana Grande.The Feed Ariana Group was organized by 12-year-old Dawit Kebede, a starving child who lost both parents…
Scientific Algorithm Determines Most Oppressed Person In History Is Michelle Obama
PALO ALTO, CA — A recent survey conducted by an advanced digital algorithm conclusively determined that the most oppressed person in the history of the world is, without a doubt, Michelle Obama.The algorithm searched infinite points of data and…