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Bruce Banner Reveals His Secret To Becoming Hulk Is That He’s Always Angry At The Jews
NEW YORK, NY — Over the weekend, Dr. Robert Bruce Banner shared a little insight into how he was able to maintain some semblance of control over his transformation into the Incredible Hulk by confirming a deep, personal secret: he's always…
England Welcomes Meghan Markle Back With Mandatory Burqa
LONDON — The Duchess of Sussex was welcomed back to England with open arms and a legally mandated burqa on Friday, according to sources.Meghan Markle, wife of Prince Harry, was reportedly grateful to be back in the UK after suffering years of…
Matt Walsh Asks People To Stop Taking His Words In Context
NASHVILLE, TN — After a string of controversial posts went viral online, commentator Matt Walsh took to social media to plead with people to stop taking his words in context.The popular Daily Wire host responded to fury over a series of posts he…
Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican Party was hit with an awkward incident on Tuesday after Rep. Nancy Mace and House Speaker Mike Johnson discovered they had gotten matching arm tattoos by mistake.Mace went viral over the weekend for showing off…
Tucker Carlson Tells Wife That Israel Must Have Planted All Those Dirty Dishes In The Sink
WOODSTOCK, ME — Podcast host Tucker Carlson reportedly deflected blame over dirty dishes left in his kitchen sink on Tuesday, notifying his wife that they were placed there by Israel.According to sources, Carlson's wife, Susan Andrews,…
Man Convinced He And Henry Cavill Would Totally Be Best Friends If They Ever Met
FONTANA, CA — A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would totally be best friends if they ever had the chance to meet.That local man is Daniel Jordan and he has been a huge fan of Henry Cavill ever…
Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens’ Theories That Proved To Be Correct
There are a lot of grifters and charlatans in the podcast world who are sadly willing to say any outlandish thing to make a buck - but on the other hand, there is Candace Owens. Owens' show is an oasis of logic and reason, where hypotheses…
The Babylon Bee’s Woman Of The Year Is Elliot Page
The Babylon Bee has selected Elliot Page as its annual Woman of the Year.Page is a Canadian actress and producer known for starring in hit films Juno and Inception. Most recently, she joined the cast of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey,…
Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’
U.S. — Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have never heard of whatever a "Candace Owens" is.Since the beginning of the preliminary hearing of Charlie…
Candace Owens Confirmed To Be A Jewish Plot To Make Antisemites Look Retarded
U.S. — The White House confirmed on Friday what many had long suspected: that podcast host Candace Owens is an elaborate Jewish plot to make antisemites look retarded.Intelligence intercepted by the Islamic Republic of Iran appeared to show…