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Time Traveler From Year 3247 Warns They’re Still Making ‘Toy Story’ Movies
NEW YORK, NY — Citizens of the year 2026 were left confused on Tuesday after a rift in the spacetime continuum deposited an apparent time traveler from the year 3247, whose sole mission was to warn humanity that Disney was still making Toy Story…
‘Supergirl’ To Show That Girls Can Be Just As Good As Boys At Everything Except Box Office
U.S. — When Supergirl releases in theaters on June 26, executives from Warner Bros. Pictures expressed confidence that the film would show the world that girls can be just as good as boys in everything except ticket sales at the box…
Ocarina of Time Retro Review: A Boring Game That Doesn’t Even Have Emotes, Skins, Or Loot Boxes
When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in for a magical experience. The opening title card is fantastical and mysterious, and the music is pretty good. I couldn't find an option to turn the…
‘Disclosure Day’ Causes Audiences To Question Their Faith In Steven Spielberg
U.S. — Moviegoers eagerly awaited the release of the latest sci-fi blockbuster film from one of showbusiness's most legendary directors, though early reviews indicated that Disclosure Day caused audiences to question their faith in Steven…
‘Obsession’ Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Director Curry Barker has a surprise hit on his hands with his indie horror movie Obsession, which has especially connected with Gen Z audiences. Barker said he got the idea for his frightening movie from a real-life source.…
Disney Attempts To Win Star Wars Fans Back With New Jar Jar Binks Trilogy
BURBANK, CA — In an effort to win back disgruntled fans, Disney executives announced a brand-new Star Wars film trilogy centered entirely around Jar Jar Binks, one of the most popular characters in the franchise.The multi-billion-dollar project…
‘Sesame Street’ Now Preceded By Warning That Its Content Is Not Suitable For Children
NEW YORK, NY — For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a warning indicating that the show is no longer suitable for children, Sesame Workshop announced on Tuesday.According to sources, the show gradually strayed…
Disney Hoping To Revive Star Wars So They Can Kill It Again
BURBANK, CA — Following a precipitous fall at the box office for The Mandalorian and Grogu, reports circulated that Disney executives called an urgent meeting with Lucasfilm to come up with a plan to revive the floundering Star Wars franchise so…
Jimmy Kimmel Signs Endorsement Deal With Midol
U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel has officially signed an endorsement deal with Midol.Kimmel stated that the endorsement was a no-brainer, as nothing has worked as well for his PMS and period symptoms."The cramping, the bloating - Midol…
Oh No: Band Going to Play Something From New Album
RED ROCKS, CO — Local concertgoers experienced a wave of dread Friday night when indie-rock front man Julian Vance announced the band was going to "play a little something from the new album."Witnesses confirmed the energy in the…