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Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal
MOULTONBOROUGH, NH — To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules allowing for 2-minute speeches followed by a 1-minute rebuttal."We have to have order, people," Henry…
Farm Bureau: Traditional Thanksgiving Dinner Costs Less This Year
While we count our blessings and thank God for His goodness this Thanksgiving, we can also be grateful that a traditional Thanksgiving dinner costs less this year. Of course, “traditional” means different things to different families – and…
Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball
BOISE, ID — Members of a local family are holding out hope that this might finally be the year they get to see their Thanksgiving turkey explode in an epic fireball, just like in all those local news segments warning of the dangers of turkeys…
Wife Sad As She Realizes Husband Will Never Look At Her Like He Looks At A Cool Suspension Bridge
CASTRO MARIM, PORTUGAL — According to sources, American tourist Debrah Thompson's mood soured Monday after seeing her husband gaze in wonderment at the Guadiana International Bridge, knowing in her heart that he would never look at her like…
Conservative Women’s Rallying Cry: Don’t Wait to Have Children
If it seems like more young conservative women are having children than in recent generations, it’s because that’s exactly what’s happening. New data from the General Social Survey shows that conservative women between the ages of 18 and 35 are…
Mom Continues Longstanding Tradition Of Making Cranberry Sauce For No One
LANSING, MI — Local mom Janet Fields has continued her decades-long tradition of making cranberry sauce for no one to eat.Despite no one remotely considering touching the cranberry dish for the past thirty years of Thanksgiving dinner, Fields…
Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands
TULSA, OK — Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as a group of wives reached out to each other to schedule a playdate for their husbands.Heather Chambers, who is close friends with several of the other ladies at…
With Internet Down, Your Uncle Now Forced To Go Door-To-Door To Share Fake News
BREAKING — Authorities issued an urgent bulletin this morning, notifying the public to be aware that, due to this morning's widespread internet outage, your uncle had been forced to go door-to-door to share fake news.Websites and popular…
Many Parents Still Fail to Monitor Their Kids’ Online Activity, Survey Shows
Most Americans support restricting kids’ access to social media and pornography, this year’s American Family Survey shows. But many parents remain hesitant to monitor their children’s online activity. Brigham Young University’s annual American…
Teenager Struggling To Stay Awake After Only Getting 14 Hours Of Sleep
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Sources say local teenager Ben Jackson was really struggling to stay awake the day after only getting 14 hours of sleep.In a tragic turn of events, Jackson first went to bed at 8:45 p.m. and then was cruelly awakened at the…