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Supreme Court To Hear Argument Between Siblings Over Who Called Shotgun
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking case that legal experts predicted would set a historic precedent for generations to come, the United States Supreme Court agreed on Wednesday to hear an argument between siblings over which one of them had…
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS — The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study indicating that 90% of data centers are just storage for your wife's pictures of the…
Father Gathers Loved Ones To Break The News That He’s Getting Really Into The Civil War
BANGOR, ME — Local dad David Kemp gathered his family together today to break the news to them that he's getting really into the American Civil War.Kemp explained that his evenings would heretofore be spent watching Ken Burns' The…
Man Helpfully Points Out To Wife That She Looks Tired
TOPEKA, KS — Local hero Greg Miller was praised this week for his keen observation skills after courageously informing his wife, Sarah, that she looked "tired."The brief exchange reportedly occurred Tuesday evening as Sarah was…
BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said ‘I’m Fine’
AKRON, OH — Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge of a frown as she kept glancing at him, and all her verbal interactions were very short and curt when usually Janie was quite…
5 Unusual But Culturally Critical Mother’s Day Gifts
There are approximately two billion mothers in the world today, and over 85 million of them live in the United States. How friendly is the American culture toward mothers? According to the National Retail Federation, over $38 billion will be…
Texas Taxes Now Fund Islamic Indoctrination & Control of Home Education: Expert
With tax money now flowing toward everything from Islamic schools to home educators, government control over all education is expanding rapidly and it will get worse, warns education policy analyst Lynn Davenport in this interview on…
Feds Ask Parents: ‘Did You Know Gender Ideology Can Be Promoted in Kids’ TV Shows?’
Do age ratings like “TV-Y7” still help parents decide which TV shows are safe for their kids? The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) wants to know what you think. The commission opened a period of public comment last month after revealing…
Parents Excited To Learn What Grade They Got On Their Kid’s Science Project
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Local parents Mark and Jenna Wilkins spent the day eagerly waiting to find out what grade they received on their daughter Addison's third-grade science project.The couple had carefully designed a detailed model of the…
Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions
BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a denominator to her fourth grader on Monday morning when she inadvertently folded the fabric of spacetime and created a…