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Wife Gets Husband’s Attention By Dressing Up As P-38 Lightning
MONROVIA, CA — A local wife revealed that she found the perfect way to get her husband's attention after dressing up as the historic Lockheed P-38 Lightning fighter aircraft.The woman, Kelsey Rutherford, was running out of ideas for what…
The Death of Rob Reiner: A Case and Call for Parental Compassion
The murders this past weekend of actor, director and activist Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele, are one of those stunning and heart wrenching tragedies made all the more awful given the arrest of their son, who is the main suspect in the case.…
Celebrating a Letter From a Mother to Her Heisman-Winning Son
Elsa Mendoza, mother of Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza, is battling multiple sclerosis. Just prior to her son receiving the famed award in New York on Saturday, she wrote him an emotional letter expressing gratitude for how he’s…
Sick Husband Taken Care Of By Sicker Wife
RICHMOND, KY — Local husband Kevin Manthei fell ill over the weekend, requiring constant care and attention from his wife Bethany, who is currently much more ill.Mrs. Manthei shrugged off a 103-degree fever, body aches, and chills to help her…
To Save America, Have Lots of Children
White House Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller was on Will Cain’s FOX News television show on Tuesday and made a rather startling statement. “What they don’t teach you in school is that from 1920 to 1970, there was negative migration ,”…
13 Things Safer To Give Your Kids Than A Smartphone
The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu of purchasing your child a smartphone, perhaps consider any of these 13 safer alternatives:A jar of meth: Less addictive than a phone,…
New Research Shows Marriage and Fatherhood Regulate Male Sexual Energy
Did you know that when men marry according to God’s design and become fathers, nature is aligned in such a way that it lowers their testosterone (T) levels in helpful ways? Men with lower T tend to be more focused on their duties toward marriage…
Suck At Raising Kids? Here Are Our Top 15 Tips To Be A Perfect Parent
Raising kids is hard. Even for experienced parents, every day brings new challenges. How can anyone do it perfectly?The Babylon Bee conducted a comprehensive survey to come up with the following list of tips on how to be a perfect parent:When…
Tragic: Wives Caught In Endless Thank You Card Loop
GREENSBORO, NC — Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of thank-you cards.It all started when Barnard sent Martin a thank-you card for coming to her birthday, while Martin simultaneously…
Mom Scours Toy Aisle In Search Of Perfect Christmas Present For Child To Break In Four Seconds
READING, PA — According to sources, a local mother was carefully looking through the toy aisles of a nearby store for the perfect present that her child would break in four seconds.Several witnesses close to the family said the woman was hoping…