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Pharisee Asks If It’s Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip in Half
JERUSALEM — A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the temple curtain to suddenly and spontaneously rip in half from top to bottom.The incident occurred on the afternoon of the day of preparation for the…
Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff
SPACE — In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discovering he'd suffered a light bruise during takeoff.Artemis II is NASA's first…
Marsha Blackburn Wants Probe of Planned Parenthood’s Tax-Exempt Status
Senator Marsha Blackburn, a Tennessee Republican, is calling on the Internal Revenue Service to investigate whether Planned Parenthood affiliates are abusing their tax-exempt status by selling cosmetic procedures such as Botox injections to…
10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026
If you're gearing up to attend Easter service at a megachurch, you're in for an exciting Sunday.The Babylon Bee has surveyed megachurches across America to come up with the following list of events coming your way to celebrate…
Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Similar to the reaction of umpires to Major League Baseball's adoption of its new "Automated Ball-Strike System" to challenge calls, the United States Supreme Court has denounced the new "Automated Bench…
Paco Enterprises: Mmm, what’s cookin’?
Now that warmer weather has returned, you outdoorsy types who like camping will want to make sure you take adequate provisions into the wild. So, just in time, Paco Enterprises' consumer products division has introduced a line of canned…
Planned Parenthood Abortion Biz Closes Two Indiana Centers Today
Planned Parenthood is closing two of its Indianapolis health centers today as the abortion business consolidates operations into a single location following federal funding cuts. The Midtown and Southside abortion centers will end operations…
When Medical Staff Go All Nurse Ratched on MAGA Patients
After he was shot in 1981, “President Reagan said to me, ‘I hope you’re all Republicans,’ and I replied, ‘Today, we’re all Republicans,’” one Dr. Giordano related in 2010. “I’m not a Republican,” added the physician, who treated Reagan, “but I…
UK Assisted Suicide Supporters Will Push Another Bill
With Kim Leadbeater’s Terminally Ill Adults (End of Life) Bill now set to fail, supporters of assisted suicide are preparing a renewed effort to push the fatally flawed Bill through Parliament in its next session. According to Sky News, backers…
Woman Born In August Worried Husband Isn’t Thinking About Her Birthday Yet
PROVO, UT — Local woman Denise Stanford expressed concern that her husband, Mike, had yet to begin even thinking about her August 26th birthday.Despite Stanford dropping several hints that her birthday was just four months away, her husband had…