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Ew, A Gross Disgusting Bug — What, Why Did You Kill It, YOU MONSTER! — Op-Ed By Wife
You won't believe what my husband just did. There was this horrible looking bug — I don't know what it was, but it had LEGS and a BODY and I swear it was going to maybe crawl on me. It was in the garage, but it could have crawled into…
Five Easy Ways Christians Can Get Involved in Politics
If you’ve been a Christian for any number of years, you’ve probably heard a pastor preach on Matthew 5:13-16: “You are the salt of the earth. … You are the light of the world” (ESV). In America, Christians have the opportunity – and the…
Trump Turns Reflecting Pool Into Massive Water Park
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Liberals across the nation were horrified as Trump turned the Lincoln Memorial's Reflecting Pool into the largest water amusement park east of the Mississippi.A nonprofit organization called Restore Our Historical…
“Death With Dignity” is Not Dying With Dignity
In a recent episode of “60 Minutes,” interviewer Scott Pelley said to his guest, “You don’t have much time. Why are you spending time doing this?” His guest, former U.S. Senator Ben Sasse, who received a fatal diagnosis of pancreatic cancer in…
Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic
CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic.The blimp could be seen hovering around Southern California, looking withered and thin after losing an impressive 50,000…
‘There, It Couldn’t Be More Clear,’ Announces John After Finishing Revelation
PATMOS — The Apostle John emerged from his cave earlier this week feeling confident that he couldn't have been more clear in his description of the revelation he'd received."Perfect. Crystal clear," John declared, setting…
Trump Says Iran Cease-Fire Is on “Massive Life Support” After Latest Iranian Proposal
The Iran cease-fire may be hanging by a thread. President Donald Trump delivered a grim assessment Monday of the fragile truce between the United States and Iran, warning that the agreement is now “on massive life support” after Tehran…
Biden’s Abortion Pill Policy Must be Reversed to Save Babies From Abortions
Abortion is more entrenched in America than even I realized. I thought, like most people, that the number of abortions in the United States would decrease after the Supreme Court overturned the infamous 1973 Roe v. Wade decision that forced…
Democrats’ Redistricting Power Grab Backfires, Republicans Could Gain Congressional Seats
Politics can turn on a dime, and no one is more painfully aware of that than Democrats. After a euphoric April that saw the party pull off a stunning congressional map heist in Virginia, the party of Minority Leaders Hakeem Jeffries (N.Y.) and…
Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those at the unveiling had been instructed to bow down and worship when Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A."…