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Nancy Pelosi Says Stop Asking If Aliens Are Real Or She Will Order The Mothership To Fire Its Superlaser At Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Nancy Pelosi cautioned that if people persist in asking her whether aliens are real, she will order the mothership to blow up the earth with its superlaser.With the release a trove of files related to UFOs,…
Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache
MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache.The tanker, known as the Delta Magnus, nonchalantly floated in disguise past both the Iranian and…
Elections: What just happened? – by Iain Martin
PA Images / AlamyIn a previous life I would have been up all night watching the election results and, with a cold towel wrapped around my head, written thousands of words of analysis for one or other newspaper trying to make sense of what the…
Taco Bell Releases Exciting New Way To Put Its Four Ingredients Together
U.S. — In what food scientists are calling "a breakthrough in modern cuisine," Taco Bell has unveiled an incredible new way to arrange of its four ingredients.The new menu item, reportedly to be called the "QuesaChalupa Crunchwrap…
Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling "the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib," President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday formally authorizing citizens to shoot obnoxious hooligans…
Trump Derangement Syndrome Reaches Terminal Stage as Democrats Seethe : The Other McCain
Posted on | May 9, 2026 | No Comments Are you tired of all this winning yet? If you were on X (née Twitter) Friday, you could see Democrats raging vehemently (and ignorantly) against the Virginia Supreme Court decision, which held that last…
A Reason For Pessimism
Katie Porter. Remember her? She is still in the California gubernatorial race, but like a race car after a disastrous pit stop, she is in the the back of the field. Her crime was cursing a staffer on a video call and it went viral. It seems…
In The Mailbox: 05.08.26 : The Other McCain
Posted on | May 9, 2026 | No Comments — compiled by Wombat-socho Usual weekend deadlines for the usual weekend posts.Spanberger’s Lobster is dead. Post F in the replies to pay respects.Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley et Hamas delendam sunt.…
‘Synodal Shepherds’ Attack the Sheep
The Catholic Church is accustomed to attacks upon her teaching. The history of heresy over the centuries reveals the never-ending efforts of those who seek to replace Catholic doctrine with various errors. What the Church has only recently…
Rubio in Rome & The Synod Strikes Back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqTr-mK0u1I On this week’s episode of the Prayerful Posse, Raymond Arroyo, Father Gerald Murray, and Robert Royal break down a controversial new Vatican synod report on “emerging issues,” including testimony…