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Israel Awaits U.S. OK to Attack Iran; State Dept. Admits U.S. Went to War at Israel’s Request
Israel is preparing to renew its attack on Iran, and awaits only the “green light” from the United States, the country’s defense minister said.Israel Katz said the upcoming attack will erase the Khamenei dynasty and blow Iran back to the “age of…
Child Informs Parents She Feels Most Loved When She Is Allowed To Do Everything She Wants With No Consequences
COVENTRY, RI — Local child Lilly Shacklefort made waves in her community this Friday when she told her parents she feels most loved when she's allowed to do whatever she wants without any consequences whatsoever."So I'm going to…
Patriots Draft Marriage Counselor In Second Round
PITTSBURGH, PA — With their second-round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots have officially selected marriage counselor Amy Connors out of the University of North Texas Clinical Counseling Program.A standout in her…
Fernando Mendoza’s First Choice as NFL’s First Pick is Family
As expected, Heisman Trophy and National Championship-winning quarterback Fernando Mendoza was the top pick in the NFL Draft by the Las Vegas Raiders on Thursday night – a storybook finish to his college career and a celebrated start to his…
Feds Deregulate Marijuana – Daily Citizen
The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) and Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) deregulated FDA-approved marijuana products today to “strengthen medical research.” The decision carries out President Trump’s December executive order from December…
Pelosi Condemns Soldier For Conducting Insider Trading Without Telling Her First
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A furious Representative Nancy Pelosi condemned an American soldier for engaging in insider trading without telling her first.The Special Forces soldier, who used inside knowledge of Maduro's planned capture to make a…
DOJ Expands Federal Death Penalty Protocols to Include Firing Squad and Pentobarbital
A major shift is underway in how the federal government handles capital punishment. The Department of Justice has directed the Federal Bureau of Prisons to expand its execution protocols, adding new methods and accelerating the process for…
Baby Adopted By Two Gay Dudes Immediately Puts Self Back Up for Adoption
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Upon realizing that he had somehow gotten stuck in a house with two gay dudes, local baby Christopher Ellison decided to put himself immediately back up for adoption.According to sources, Ellison became suspicious that…
British Judge Upholds Pro-Life Man’s Free Speech Rights
A High Court judge has overturned the conviction of veteran pro‑life campaigner David Skinner, for sending an email with graphic images opposing abortion and censorship zones around clinics in Bournemouth. Today Mr Justice Saini ruled that…
Pro-Life States are Attracting New Med Studnts Despite Pro-Abortion Predictions
Both pro-life and pro-abortion states filled almost all of their OB/GYN residency slots, The College Fix found. The finding challenges the narrative that pro-life states would have trouble attracting applicants due to protections for preborn…