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Gen Zer Puts On Her Nice Pajamas For Job Interview
FEDERAL WAY, WA — Local Gen Zer Krista Evans reportedly selected her fanciest pajamas for a recent job interview at a local tech company."I wanted to wear something that would make a good first impression," Evans told her friends.…
Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones
AUSTIN, TX — Local couple Tyler and Madison Hansen expressed grave concerns this week that having a baby might significantly disrupt the many hours a day they currently spend sitting three inches apart on the sofa staring at their respective…
What to Know About the Colorado March for Life This Friday
Calling all pro-life Coloradans! Focus on the Family is inviting you to join us at the Colorado March for Life this Friday in Denver! For the third year in a row, the National March for Life is partnering with Pro-Life Colorado to host the…
Speakeasy Heavily Advertised | Babylon Bee
CHARLOTTE, NC — Advertisements popped up all across the city this week for a local speakeasy, The Hush Room, modeled as a completely discreet and hidden Prohibition-era bar that no one knows about.Posters, radio, and television advertisements…
New Planned Parenthood Annual Report: More Abortions, Fewer Services
Planned Parenthood killed 434,450 preborn babies in one year, according to its newly released annual report. It earned over $2.1 billion for its evil deeds. The recently released report, “Care continues. Annual Report 2024-2025,” reveals our…
Battle-Hardened Drone Returning From Iran War Struggling To Re-enter Life Of Delivering Amazon Orders
CHARLESTON, SC — After returning from the frontlines of the war in Iran, a local drone has found itself struggling to adapt back to a civilian life of delivering Amazon packages.Like so many soldiers before, the drone has felt a deep void upon…
A Look at Safe Haven Baby Box Legislation Across the U.S.
All 50 states have Safe Haven laws that help prevent infant abandonment by allowing a mother to safely surrender her child while remaining anonymous. Now, many states are expanding those laws to protect even more newborns. Texas was the first…
Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station
VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station, sources close to the happy couple said."We are asking our friends and family to please buy us gas," McClaren…
New Poll: 70% of Americans Support Medical Oversight for Abortion Pills
New polling data reveals most Americans agree there should be more oversight of the distribution and consumption of chemical abortion pills like mifepristone. According to polling conducted by CRC Research for The 85 Fund, as reported by The…
Tony Dungy is a Victim of Soft Anti-Life Bigotry
When it was announced earlier last month that legendary NFL coach Tony Dungy wouldn’t be in the studio for his 18th season as an analyst for NBC’s “Football Night in America,” industry analysts framed the decision as part of a broader network…