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DOJ Settles With Pro-Life Activist Paul Vaughn Over Unjust Prosecution
Pro-life activist Paul Vaughn reached a seven-figure settlement with the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) over his unjust arrest and prosecution. Multiple heavily armed FBI agents arrested Vaughn at the family’s Tennessee farmhouse on October 5,…
Massachusetts House Passes Bill Legalizing Abortion Until Birth
The Massachusetts House passed a radical bill legalizing all late-term abortion in the Bay State. On July 22, the House passed H. 5595, “An Act prioritizing patient access to care.” The legislation essentially removes all remaining restriction…
Wells Fargo Explains That Yes, They Gave All Your Money To A Hobo Named Frank, But Will Make Things Right By Coming To Your House To Murder You
HOUSTON, TX — Representatives for Wells Fargo explained to local customer Jim Stephens that they did give all of the money in his checking account to a random hobo, but the company would make things right by coming to Jim's house to murder…
With 45 Days Left Until Labor Day, Wife Unveils Pumpkin Spice Advent Calendar
CONCORD, NH — Labor Day, and the symbolic start of pumpkin spice season, is just a short 45 days away, and local woman Debrah Norringham was reportedly getting her house in the autumn spirit with a festive new pumpkin spice advent…
Gen Z’er Worried He May Have Nailed Job Interview
NORTH HAVEN, CT — A local member of Gen Z reportedly suffered from a major panic attack on Thursday after becoming worried that he may have nailed his job interview.According to sources, Aiden Miles, 20, applied for a job at a local Chick-fil-A…
Life Hack: Instead Of Buying Guinness, Try Putting A Loaf Of Bread Into A Blender And Drinking It
Feel Irish from the comfort of your own home with this simple trick!You won't believe this life hack that can save you time and money! Instead of buying Guinness from the store, just put a whole loaf of bread into your blender and then…
Oh No! RFK Jr. Eats Jimothy
SEATTLE, WA — In a shocking turn of events, the mutant raccoon and viral social media star known as "Jimothy" was eaten this afternoon by Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr.Sources revealed that Kennedy, a…
9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women
Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.Here are just a few examples:Being created: That's right, men were created first. Get wrecked,…
One Man’s Quiet Defense of Life
At 73 years of age, Dave Whitlow could be forgiven for spending his Tuesdays and Thursdays sleeping in, playing golf or meeting for coffee with fellow retirees. But instead, the father of two and grandfather of three heads into the Neonatal…
Complete Failure Of A Woman Doesn’t Have Her Christmas Shopping Done
ELKO, NV — Local woman Sherry McKenzie reportedly ruined her reputation and was now being held up as an example of what a total failure of a woman looks like after it was discovered that she hasn't finished her Christmas shopping.According…