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‘Who’s Laughing Now?’ Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during the COVID pandemic, local man Greg Hutchins reportedly emerged from his home Friday with a smug…
‘Who’s Laughing Now?’ Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during the COVID pandemic, local man Greg Hutchins reportedly emerged from his home Friday with a smug…
Yes, Abortion Amendments Do Invalidate Pro-Life Laws: Just Look at Missouri
A significant pro-life legal battle is unfolding in Missouri, and it demonstrates exactly what’s at stake when an abortion amendment is approved and added to a state constitution. At issue is whether states may continue to enforce longstanding…
Yes, Abortion Amendments Do Invalidate Pro-Life Laws: Just Look at Missouri
A significant pro-life legal battle is unfolding in Missouri, and it demonstrates exactly what’s at stake when an abortion amendment is approved and added to a state constitution. At issue is whether states may continue to enforce longstanding…
Civil Engineer Really Starting To Regret Building City On Rock & Roll
U.S. — Civil engineer David Sharpe started out with an ambitious goal to build a city on rock and roll, but now says he should have just stuck with more traditional infrastructure planning methods."In hindsight, it might have been a…
As Euthanasia Expands in the West, Here’s How Christians Can Respond
Editorial note: The terms euthanasia and physician-assisted suicide are often used interchangeably and will be in this article. Euthanasia refers to a healthcare worker intentionally and directly administering drugs to kill a patient.…
National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
U.S. — The U.S. National Park Service issued a reminder to avoid approaching the bison inside national parks, but if you do, to please be sure that someone captures a hilarious video of it.Park rangers asked that the videos be shot on an iPhone…
Banned Books Table Full Of Bestsellers
LAKE ELSINORE, CA — According to sources, customers at a local Barnes & Noble became suspicious when it appeared that a display table marked as Banned Books was full of all-time bestsellers.Witnesses reported that the store's collection…
Remembering Sen. Lindsey Graham, Who Refused to Forget the Preborn
Bipartisan tributes celebrating the life and mourning the death of Senator Lindsey Graham are continuing to pour in as the South Carolina lawmaker is remembered as a hard-scrabble politician who fought passionately and yet managed to make and…
IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish
ÄLMHULT — Home furnishing giant IKEA announced that all purchases of its assemble-at-home furniture would now include helpful instructions on how to swear in Swedish.The updated instruction booklets reportedly include phonetic pronunciations,…