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NASA Plays Incredible April Fools’ Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
MERRITT ISLAND, FL — In one of the biggest April Fools' jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again to actually be going to the moon.NASA has reportedly spent hundreds of millions of dollars on the elaborate prank, going so far as to…
Planned Parenthood Pays $500,000 Fine After EEOC Investigation for DEI Policies
Our nation’s largest abortion giant violated federal law by discriminating against white employees, an investigation by the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) found. The agency announced on Monday Planned Parenthood of Illinois…
Man Unsure If What’s Missing in His Life Is Jesus or Really Cool Jacket
CROMWELL, CT — On a chilly spring morning, local man Jim Harbor reportedly paused to consider whether what he was missing in life was Jesus or a really cool jacket."Well, I'm a little chilly, so I probably do need a cool new…
Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line
HOUSTON, TX — Local newlyweds Brandon and Amelia Stockwell reported having the time of their lives during a romantic two-week honeymoon spent entirely in the TSA security line at Houston Hobby.Highlights of the trip included a spontaneous…
Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball
ANN ARBOR, MI — Local sports fan Adam Cartwright was finally forced to admit to himself that he had a gambling problem after he finished placing a bet on the outcome of a women's basketball game."Ok, maybe I really do have an…
HHS Investigates 13 States for Requiring Health Care Providers to Cover Abortion
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services announced it is investigating thirteen states for “allegedly coercing health care entities to provide coverage of, or pay for, abortion contrary to conscience.” The HHS Office for Civil Rights…
5-Year-Old Holds Press Conference To Announce He Is Switching Obsessive Interest From Backhoes To Dinosaurs
DAYTON, OH — Five-year-old Liam Montgomery held a press conference for friends and family this week in which announced he would be switching his obsessive interest in backhoes to an obsessive interest in dinosaurs."I like dinosaurs,"…
Is America Growing More or Less Pro-Life?
One of the primary marks of a nation is how it cares for its most vulnerable. Few are more vulnerable and helpless than the preborn. Every child in a mother’s womb is humanity’s tomorrow. That is, after all, how each of us started. Those tiny…
South Dakota Makes Fertility Fraud a Felony
South Dakota legislators passed a bill last week criminalizing fertility fraud. Fertility fraud, or medical rape, occurs when a fertility doctor secretly replaces the intended father’s sperm with his own or that of another donor’s. South…
Local Girl Warns Friends About Creep With BBQ Stain On White T-Shirt Ogling Her By Railroad Tracks
MONTGOMERY, AL — A local teenage girl warned her friends that there was a creep with a BBQ stain on his white t-shirt that persisted in ogling her as she tried to skip rocks on the river by the railroad tracks.The young woman, Ashley Hennigan,…