Politics
MTG Pushes a “Tax Revolt” in 2026 Over Fraud, Foreign Wars. Have Americans Finally Had Enough?
wh1600/iStock/Getty Images Plus With only a few days left as a member of Congress, North Georgia’s fiery representative is encouraging Americans not to pay their taxes this year.“Almost every Trump voter I see on X is so fed up they are…
Aides Tell Disappointed Trump That Maduro And Mamdani Are Different People
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump was crushed today when aides informed him that Maduro and Mamdani are, in fact, different people.Trump had initially hailed the successful deposing of a lunatic communist, only to learn it was the one in…
Wash. State AG: Journalists Who Probe Day Cares Face Hate-crime Charges
AP ImagesNick Brown Washington state’s attorney general has warned that independent journalists who investigate Somali day care fraud in the Evergreen State might be charged with a hate crime.Nick Brown, the state’s top law enforcement…
Mayor Mamdani Vows to Replace “Individualism” With “the Warmth of Collectivism”
AP ImagesZohran Mamdani “My skin literally crawled.” So said New York City council member Vickie Paladino in response to Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s inaugural address. What gave Paladino the creeps was a comment so eyebrow-raising that an…
Sad: Ilhan Omar Tells Brother It’s Time They Start Seeing Other Siblings
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to sources, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar gently broke the news to her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, that it was time for them to start seeing other siblings.Elmi, who married Omar in 2009 to enter the United States before…
Republicans Vow To Uncover All Somali Fraud And Then Do Nothing About It Except Fundraise
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With allegations of money laundering in Minnesota and other states growing by the day, Republican lawmakers in Washington have vowed to uncover all Somali fraud in Minnesota and then do nothing about it except to fundraise for…
Gen. Michael Flynn Asks Trump to Hold the Deep State Accountable in 2026
AP ImagesMichael Flynn It’s been 13 months since voters reelected Donald Trump. To say they voted for change is an understatement.Americans wanted, first and foremost, to preserve their country. The United States was on a path to…
‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democratic Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan donned a full hijab for a press conference where she warned that conservatives want to force women into Handmaid's Tale outfits.Flanagan adjusted her head covering as she…
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions
It's the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year's resolutions for 2026 — and President Donald Trump is no different.Through high-level contacts, The Babylon Bee has obtained the…
America May Bomb Iran Again: Trump
AP ImagesDonald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu The United States won’t hesitate to bomb Iran again. President Donald Trump made this crystal clear on Monday during a press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at his…