Politics
Ilhan Omar Assures Public Her Finances Were Handled Honestly By Professionals At ‘Quality Accouting Center’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an ethics review discovered that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar had committed a slight $30 million accounting error, she assured the public that her finances were handled honestly by the professionals at the Quality Accouting…
Carville Tells Democrats: Keep QUIET on Your Plan to Seize Permanent Power
As soon as Democrats “can figure out a way to eliminate elections, they will do it,” warned late radio giant Rush Limbaugh in 2020. This is for a simple reason, he explained: “’cause they resent the hell out of .”Now, six years later, political…
Trump Orders Man Jailed For Failing To Give Attention To This Matter
U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President Trump thanking him for his attention to the matter.President Trump had very generously expressed appreciation for Manfred's…
House Democrats Seek Hegseth’s Impeachment Over Iran and Other Issues
Accusing Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth of “high crimes and misdemeanors,” a group of Democratic representatives filed articles of impeachment against him Wednesday.In a press release, Representative Yassamin Ansari (D-Ariz.), who introduced the…
Trump Again Targets Joe Kent, Who Says Aid to Israel Must Be Cut for Iran Peace Deal to Work
President Donald Trump attacked former U.S. counterterrorism chief Joe Kent again yesterday, calling him “low IQ” as he has former supporters Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens.But Kent did not respond in kind. Instead,…
Will the GOP Civil War End the Neoconservatism Ruse?
The GOP is going through a civil war. Fissures emerged last year after high-profile right-wing media figures began defecting over President Donald Trump’s opposition to Jeffrey Epstein-related transparency. The president’s unconstitutional and…
Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom announced on Friday that he would be signing a law reinstating the death penalty for anyone caught investigating fraud in the state."We cannot let this happen, not here," Newsom told…
Crippled Man Lowered Into Oval Office In Search Of Trump’s Healing
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a scene reminiscent of ancient Capernaum, a crippled man was lowered through a hole in the ceiling of the Oval Office after hearing rumors of President Donald Trump's miraculous powers of healing.The president had just…
California Faces Backlash Over Medi-Cal Coverage for Illegal Immigrants Including Transgender Care
A new report claims illegal immigrants staying in taxpayer-funded homeless shelters have received transgender medical treatments through California’s Medi-Cal system, reigniting criticism of Gov. Gavin Newsom’s expansive benefits agenda. The…
Mamdani Looking Into Whether He Can Tax Residents Of Other Cities
NEW YORK, NY — As part of his ongoing plan to implement his sweeping socialist policies throughout New York City, Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly looking into whether he can tax residents of other cities as well.After imposing heavy taxes on…