Politics
Trump: Bomb Iran to “Stone Ages” If No Deal Made. Oil Prices Surge, Stock Market Drops After Speech.
Employing his usual bravado and braggadocio, President Donald Trump told Americans last night that if Iran does not capitulate to the United States he will continue the air raids that have not only destroyed much of the nation’s military…
Trump: Pam Bondi ‘Not Quite Hot Enough’ To Be This Bad At Her Job
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Thursday that after careful evaluation, he had determined that Attorney General Pam Bondi was "not quite hot enough" to be this incompetent at her job.Trump fired Bondi moments…
Lost Angeles? Poll Finds 48% of Angelenos Want Socialist Mayor
Will our second-largest city follow our largest in electing a socialist mayor? This may well be the case if a new poll is to be believed. It’s not just that it shows socialist Nithya Raman in the lead in Los Angeles’ mayoral race. It’s also,…
Trump Targets Macron With Personal Jabs As NATO Split Deepens Over Iran War
President Donald Trump turned up the heat on America’s allies Wednesday, mixing sharp geopolitical criticism with personal jabs at French President Emmanuel Macron. Speaking during a private White House lunch, Trump mocked Macron’s marriage…
MAGA Must Stand Firm on Deportations & Guns, Trump-Backed Candidate for Congress Says
Securing the border, executing mass deportations, helping veterans, fixing the national debt, and stopping AI data centers must be unifying policies for Republicans heading into the midterms, according to Trump-backed U.S. Congressional…
Trump Says Iran Wants a Ceasefire, Iran Denies It
The fog of war rages on. Or perhaps the conflicting messages President Donald Trump and Iran are broadcasting regarding Trump’s announcement that Iran wants a ceasefire is an April Fool’s joke. If so, it’s a cruel prank, given the destruction…
Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Supreme Court hearing arguments today over birthright citizenship, President Trump cleverly snuck his way onto the bench by disguising himself as Justice Sonia Sotomayor.No one was the wiser as Trump settled into…
DeSantis Signs Florida’s Version of the SAVE Act, Tightens Voter ID Rules
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a new election law Wednesday requiring proof of citizenship to vote and tightening voter ID rules, setting up a legal fight over access to the ballot. The measure mirrors the federal SAVE America Act backed by…
Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As hostilities in the Middle East extended into a second month, White House sources confirmed that President Donald Trump had officially begun negotiating with Iranian leadership via Ouija board.Despite wiping out a…
Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn ‘Reflecting Pool’ Of Liberal Tears
MIAMI, FL — As depicted in an exciting presentation of computer renderings of its breathtaking design, the proposed Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is set to feature a solemn "reflecting pool" filled with liberal tears.The design…