Politics
Democrats Quietly Add ‘Have You Raped Anyone?’ To Questionnaire For Aspiring Candidates
U.S. — According to sources, the Democrat Party quietly revised their process for vetting prospective candidates by first asking them if they've ever raped anyone.Following the surprise implosion of would-be senator Graham Platner,…
Greg Abbott Investigates Texas Hospital Over Mexico Birth Tourism Advertising
The SCOTUS decision didn’t help matters any… A Texas hospital is under state scrutiny after advertising “Birth Packages” to expectant mothers in Mexico. Gov. Greg Abbott has launched an investigation into Mission Regional Medical Center after…
Bruce Blakeman Releases AI Kathy Hochul Campaign Ad Targeting Crime, Taxes and Immigration
Bruce Blakeman is taking his campaign against Gov. Kathy Hochul into the AI era. The Nassau County executive released a minute-long campaign ad Tuesday featuring an artificial intelligence version of Hochul delivering a satirical “confession”…
Graham Platner hit with second sexual misconduct allegation as Maine Senate campaign nears key deadline
Graham Platner’s political free fall just got steeper. Barely a day after another woman accused the Maine Democratic Senate nominee of rape, a former girlfriend has come forward with a fresh allegation — accusing Platner of secretly removing…
Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
SULLIVAN, ME — A promising political career has been abruptly cut short after rape allegations have sadly marred the reputation of a local Nazi.Senatorial candidate Graham Platner has canceled several events in the lead up to the election, and…
Trump Allies Accused of Using Freedom 250 as a Cash and Data Operation
A new House Democratic staff report accuses President Donald Trump and his allies of using Freedom 250 to turn America’s 250th anniversary celebration into a vehicle for political control, donor access, private enrichment, and data…
Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital
GOP Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky suffered “cardiac arrest” three weeks ago and is still hospitalized.But two independent journalists have reported that the 84-year-old senator — long in failing health, pushed around the Capitol in a…
Mitch McConnell’s Staff Assures Public His Death Will Not Prevent Him From Finishing His Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As rumors continued to swirl throughout the nation's capital regarding his status, Senator Mitch McConnell's staff assured the public that his death would not prevent him from finishing his term.News broke last week…
Democrats Abandon Graham Platner After Rape Allegation, Warren Withdraws Endorsement
Democrats rapidly abandoned Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner on Monday after a rape allegation sparked a wave of defections from some of his biggest supporters, with prominent lawmakers urging the Democratic nominee to suspend his campaign.…
Dems Wishing There Had Been Some Sort Of Sign That Platner Was A Bad Person
U.S. — In the wake of sexual assault allegations being leveled at Senate nominee Graham Platner, Democrats were left wishing there had been some sort of warning sign that he was a bad person.Platner handily won the Democratic primary in Maine,…