Politics
Not Again: Trump Struck In The Ear By Shot From T-Shirt Cannon
NEW YORK, NY — Chaos erupted during the NBA Finals on Monday night, as President Donald Trump was struck in the ear by a T-shirt launched from a cannon at Madison Square Garden while he attended the Knicks-Spurs game.The incident occurred during…
Former Platner Campaign Director Says Maine Senate Hopeful Knew Meaning Of Nazi Tattoo
The former political director of Democrat Graham Platner’s Senate campaign is publicly turning on her ex-boss just hours before Maine voters head to the polls, accusing the candidate of knowingly misleading supporters about his controversial…
The Candidate Some Call “Tala-freako” Tries Transitioning to Sanity
James Talarico, Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate from Texas, is a new man. Gone, in fact, is the James Talarico of only three weeks ago.Just consider his 2021 claim that there are “six” “biological sexes.” He now says, “I know there are…
California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday’s Election
LOS ANGELES, CA — California election officials reminded voters over the weekend that there are just 30 days left to mail in their vote for the Los Angeles mayoral election that happened last Tuesday.With the in-person portion of election day…
L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA — After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting at negative one billion votes.Initially notching 190,000 votes on the day of the primary…
NBC: Pentagon Intel Agency Says Israeli Espionage Threat to U.S. Now “Critical”
Israel is a major national security threat to the United States, a recent report from the Defense Intelligence Agency says.Disclosed by NBC News, the agency has raised its espionage threat level from Israel to “critical.” The Israelis are spying…
GOPers on Armed Services Vote to Entwine U.S.-Israel Militaries, Put U.S. Secrets in Danger
Israel-first Republicans on the House Armed Services Committee have voted to integrate the U.S. and Israeli militaries, a move that will enable the Israelis to steal American military secrets and sell them to China, Russia, and other hostile…
After Mail-In Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins LA Mayor Race With 81 Million Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA — After multiple days of late-night mail-in ballot drops finally being tallied, it was discovered that Joe Biden had won the Los Angeles mayoral race with an astonishing 81 million votes.While most cities and states seem to be…
Graham Platner Reassures Voters That There Are Probably Only 14 Or 15 More Horrific Revelations To Come
SULLIVAN, ME — Following yet another scandal that engulfed his campaign for a U.S. Senate seat in Maine, Democrat Graham Platner reassured voters that there were probably only 14 or 15 more horrific revelations to come.In a damning article…
In Same Day, House Votes to End Iran War, Keep Funding Ukraine War
The House of Representatives, on largely party-line votes, advanced two seemingly contradictory measures Wednesday: one that would demand an end to the United States-Israel-Iran war and another that would continue U.S. involvement in the…