Politics
“Green” Billionaires Spend Big to Buy GOP Seat in Tennessee
U.S. Congressman Andy Ogles of Tennessee’s 5th District, one of the most consistent conservative voices in the House Freedom Caucus, is under coordinated assault — not from his constituents, but from a swarm of out-of-state green energy grifters…
Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents’ Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to limit interruptions at tonight's White House Correspondents Dinner, President Donald Trump requested that Democrats please hold all assassination attempts until after his speech.Trump gave Democrats a…
Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them
NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation of the rise of violence against Jews.In the wake of more Jewish New Yorkers being targeted by a Muslim terrorist, Mamdani…
New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice
NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace took comfort in the knowledge that Mayor Zohran Mamdani remained laser-focused on bringing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to…
Hasan Piker Picks AOC for President in 2028
Radical socialist Hasan Piker has surveyed the Democratic bench for 2028, and the far-left streamer sees only one real choice: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Piker picked the New York congresswoman over a parade of prominent Democrats during a…
From House Freedom Fighter to Arizona’s Next Governor? Andy Biggs Wins GOP Primary
One of the most constitutionally minded lawmakers in Congress has a chance to become governor of Arizona.Rep. Andy Biggs won the Republican nomination for Arizona governor on Tuesday. He will take on Democratic Gov. Katie Hobbs in November.…
Unable To Arrest Netanyahu, Mamdani Takes Down Bibi With Vicious Diss Track
NEW YORK, NY — After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly released an epic hip hop diss track designed to get Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu shaking in his…
New Jersey Blames ‘Slight Software Glitch’ For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters
TRENTON, NJ — Concerns about election integrity in the United States were once again brought to the public's attention, as New Jersey blamed a "slight software glitch" for accidentally enrolling the entire country of Bolivia as…
Dejected Mamdani Admits He Lacks Legal Authority To Invade Poland
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani tearfully admitted in a recorded statement that he does not, in fact, have any legal authority to invade Poland.Mamdani assured New Yorkers that he had explored every legal avenue possible for raising an army…
N.J. Governor Admits 6,600 Non-citizens Registered to Vote; 400 Cast Ballots
Far-left New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill has confessed that her state registered almost 7,000 non-citizens to vote between June 2023 and June 2024. And six percent of them voted.The computer glitch registered the non-citizens three years…