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Confused Canadians Show Up To World Series With Sticks, Skates
TORONTO — Preparations for the 2025 World Series got off to a rocky start after the confused players of the Toronto Blue Jays showed up to play with sticks and skates.According to fans arriving early for the game, the Canadians arrived at Rogers…
Blue Jays To Start World Series With 7-Run Deficit As Trump Imposes Tariff On Foreign Teams
TORONTO — The American League champions received discouraging news on Friday, as the Toronto Blue Jays were notified that they would start the World Series with a 7-run deficit after President Donald Trump imposed a tariff on foreign baseball…
WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren’t Missing Layups To Throw Games, They Just Suck At Basketball
U.S. — In light of the NBA's recent gambling scandal, WNBA players assured federal agents that they don't miss easy layups to throw games, they just suck at basketball.Suspicion had arisen regarding the effort of WNBA players, with…
NBA Announces Today’s Gambling Arrests Brought To You By DraftKings
NEW YORK, NY — Thursday's arrests of Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups, Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier, former NBA player Damon Jones, and 28 other individuals were brought to you by DraftKings, the NBA said in a…
NBA Coach Chauncey Billups, Heat’s Terry Rozier Arrested in FBI Gambling Probe: Report
Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups, Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier, and former NBA guard and coach Damon Jones were among 31 people arrested Thursday in a sweeping FBI investigation, Fox News Digital confirmed. Officials said the…
America Calls Brief Truce With Canada Until Dodgers Defeated
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has reportedly extended an olive branch to Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, agreeing to a brief truce until the Dodgers could be defeated."The time has come to set aside our differences and…
Public Opinion on Legal Sports Betting is Souring, Survey Shows — But Young Americans Are Betting More Than Ever
More Americans believe legal sports betting is bad today than in 2022, a new Pew Research survey shows. Unfortunately, more Americans than ever are betting on sports — a dangerous trend driven almost exclusively by young people placing online…
LeBron Performs Ceremonial Flop To Open New NBA Season
LOS ANGELES, CA — Lakers superstar LeBron James kicked off the NBA season Tuesday by performing the ceremonial opening flop ahead of the team's first game against the Golden State Warriors.Despite being an experienced flopper, James…
We Will Never Forget You, Pelé!
Nearly three years ago on December 29, 2022, the game of soccer lost perhaps its greatest player ever when Edson Arantes do Nascimento died in Sao Paolo, Brazil. He was 82. Known to the world by his nickname Pelé, he set numerous records as the…
‘How Long, O Lord, Will The Wicked Prosper?’ Asks Nation As Dodgers Advance To World Series
U.S. — Baseball fans across the country rent their garments and cried out in anguish tonight, asking the Almighty God how long they must suffer after the Los Angeles Dodgers swept the Milwaukee Brewers to once again advance to the World…