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Dallas Cowboys Invoke 25th Amendment On Jerry Jones
DALLAS, TX — The Dallas Cowboys organization has officially moved to invoke the 25th amendment in order to remove owner Jerry Jones from power.Sources within the organization felt that the body of evidence showing Jones to be mentally…
ESPN Reminds Nation Watching Women’s Basketball Is Mandatory
BRISTOL, CT — ESPN hosts reminded the nation Friday that watching women's basketball games is a mandatory activity strictly enforced by the governing authorities."Don't forget to watch the next WNBA game," said Elle Duncan,…
Are Women’s Sports Still Under Attack?
By Peter Demos Published on August 22, 2025 What happens when the hard-won rights of women are erased in the name of ideology? In this 32-minute video, Peter Demos sits down with Penny Nance, CEO and president of Concerned Women for America, to…
Dallas Cowboys Relieved To No Longer Be Gayest Team In League
FRISCO, TX — After witnessing the debut of the Minnesota Vikings' new male cheerleaders, the Dallas Cowboys expressed relief that they would no longer be known as the gayest team in the National Football League.Long regarded as by far the…
Investigation: Mysterious Bettor ‘Shoberto Ohnandez’ Placed $15 Million Wager On Angels Last Night
LOS ANGELES — An investigation has revealed that a secretive bettor going by the name "Shoberto Ohnandez" placed a massive $15 million wager on the Los Angeles Angels to win last night.The sportsbook that took the bet stated it has…
Dallas Cowboys Ask If Fans Can Throw Those Green Things At Them Like People Do At WNBA Games
DALLAS — After viewing footage of the controversial items being thrown at WNBA games, Cowboys players expressed a degree of interest in having similar objects thrown at them this season.America's Team says isn't hard up for attention,…
7 Major Advantages Of Female Umpires
While naysayers doubted Major League Baseball's decision to hire its first female umpire, the advantages have already proved undeniable. Here are seven huge benefits of having lady umps:They are better at sweeping up home plate: It will be…
8 Changes Trump Is Making To The 2028 Olympics
After declaring himself chair of the 2028 Olympic Task Force, President Trump wasted no time in making much-needed alterations to the summer games. Here are eight changes that will be coming when the Olympics heads to Los Angeles:All gymnastics…
Family Struggling To Answer Grandma’s Question About Why Everyone Is Talking About The WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — With all the ongoing controversy over inappropriate items being thrown onto the court during basketball games, a local family struggled to answer their grandmother's question about why everyone is talking about the WNBA…
Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night
ATLANTA, GA — The qualifications of a new female Major League Baseball umpire were called into question today as, during a simulated game the night before, she ejected a player for something he did in her dream last night."You're out…