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Nation’s Dumpster Fires Distance Themselves From Boston Red Sox
U.S. — The fires currently burning inside the nation's dumpsters spoke out publicly on Tuesday to condemn their being compared to the Boston Red Sox.The flaming trash containers sought to distance themselves from the Red Sox after several…
NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race
SAN DIEGO, CA — NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the Navy 250 in San Diego.Feeling that being hosted at a Navy base was not quite gay enough, NASCAR officials decided to up the ante by…
New York Knicks Accept White House Invitation Following NBA Championship
The New York Knicks are headed to the White House. Fresh off the franchise’s first NBA championship in more than half a century, the Knicks have accepted an invitation from President Trump to visit Washington, owner James Dolan confirmed…
From the World Cup to the Stanley Cup, the Lord’s Cup Overflows
Christian athletes aren’t a new phenomenon, but the public boldness of their witness appears to be contagious and growing. From track star Eric Liddell (“When I run, I feel God’s pleasure.”) to baseball-player-turned-evangelist Billy Sunday to…
MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace
NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats with Bible verses, has ordered anyone who refuses to bow to the pride flag be cast into the fiery furnace.In response to players…
DIVINE INTERVENTION? Dana White Says Storm on Fight Night Split The White House
UFC President Dana White says a storm that threatened to disrupt the promotion’s historic fight card on the White House South Lawn instead split and passed around the building, allowing the event to proceed smoothly. In remarks to TMZ Sports,…
MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+
U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league's values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially rebranded from "MLB" to "MLBTQ+". Source link
U.S. Team Now A Favorite To Win World Cup After Bringing On LeBron James To Flop
U.S. — The U.S. Men's National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in LeBron James to help the team flop around on the grass and act like he's hurt.The team — along with fans and sports bettors…
Conservative Parents Horrified To Walk In On Son Watching World Cup
MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey watching the FIFA World Cup.Lacie collapsed into her husband's arms in horror as Michael demanded to know how long this…
UFC Fight Ends Abruptly As Trump Brokers Peace Deal Between The Fighters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The highly anticipated UFC Freedom 250 event held on the White House lawn was abruptly cut short Sunday evening after President Trump announced he had brokered a peace deal between the fighters.The exclusive invitation-only…