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Steelers Defend Aaron Rodgers’ Right to Speak Out After His Fauci Takedown Sparks Firestorm
Aaron Rodgers set off a firestorm with his latest takedown of Anthony Fauci — and this time it’s the Pittsburgh Steelers stepping in to back their quarterback’s right to say it. Rodgers appeared on “The Pat McAfee Show” and tore into Fauci for…
Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a stunning move to further bolster an already imposing starting lineup, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced shortly before Monday afternoon's trade deadline that the club had officially acquired Kal-El of Krypton.Though…
Aaron Rodgers Blasts Fauci Over Fifth Amendment Testimony
Aaron Rodgers had four minutes before Pat McAfee’s “hard out.” He wanted every second for Anthony Fauci. The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback torched the former federal health official Monday, branding Fauci an “absolute coward” for invoking the…
WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Coaches across the WNBA spoke to members of the press this week and admitted that they had no idea what the "W" in WNBA stands for."We've tried to take our best guess, but we're totally stumped,"…
Riley Gaines Told to Lower Sophie Cunningham Sign
“Trans kids belong” was apparently acceptable on the WNBA sideline. But a mother’s quiet thank-you to Sophie Cunningham nearly got benched. Riley Gaines said a Target Center staffer ordered her to lower a small sign supporting the Indiana Fever…
WNBA Announces Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The WNBA announced today it would hold a special "Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night" during an upcoming Indiana Fever home game. The official promotion was reportedly designed to lean into what league executives…
Angel Reese Wins WNBA Layup Contest By Making One
CHICAGO, IL — Atlanta Dream forward Angel Reese won the prestigious WNBA Layup Contest after successfully making one.Fellow players stormed the court in jubilant celebration of the historic accomplishment, as Reese became the first player in…
LeBron James: ‘I’m Taking My Receding Hairline to Philly’
LOS ANGELES, CA — LeBron James has made the final free agency decision of his career, announcing that he will be taking his receding hairline to Philadelphia.James stated that in addition to his retreating hairline, he will also bring to Philly…
Dave Portnoy Demands Firings Over Caitlin Clark, Emmett Till Column
Dave Portnoy went scorched earth on a USA Today columnist who invoked the lynching of Emmett Till in a column about WNBA star Caitlin Clark, calling the comparison “pure insanity” and demanding heads roll at the newspaper. The Barstool Sports…
WNBA Warns Sophie Cunningham The League Will Fold If Only Women Are Allowed To Play
U.S. — League officials for the WNBA warned Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham that if men were not allowed to play women's sports, the league would immediately fold.Cunningham made waves this week by stating her belief that men should…