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NFL Hoping To Win Back Conservatives With Super Bowl Performance By Spanish-Speaking Man In Dress
U.S. — The National Football League is apparently working double time to win back its conservative fanbase by planning a Super Bowl halftime show with a Spanish-speaking man in a dress.Puerto Rican rapper and singer Bad Bunny has officially…
‘It’s Still Early, There’s A Lot Of Baseball Left,’ Says Man Whose Team Is Losing By 7 Runs In The 9th
SAN DIEGO, CA — According to sources, local man Chris Martin exhibited signs of delusional behavior last night as he continued to hold out hope that his favorite baseball team could still pull out a win despite being down by 7 runs in the 9th…