Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship

President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet in the world.

The Babylon Bee has obtained an exclusive schematic of this formidable new war machine:

Additional features not pictured will include:

1. 19″ solid gold cannons: Way better than the Yamato’s puny 18.1″ cannons.

2. Escalator the Captain can use for big announcements: Order men to their battle stations in style.

3. Loudspeakers play YMCA to start every morning: The Village People promote a warrior spirit.

4. State-of-the-art detention center where prisoners are held in place by magnets: All the best detention centers use magnets.

5. Galley where McRib is served all year round: Proper nourishment is important for our warfighters.

6. When it’s a full moon, the crew turns into skeletons: Sweet!

7. Novelty gift shop where you can buy Art of the Deal and other Trump merchandise: The crew is sure to love this feature.

8. Special spot on the prow where Trump can yell, “I’m king of the world!”: To own the libs.

Absolutely remarkable. The Trump-class will make our Navy the envy of the world.