If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new additions. The LGBT community in Canada is now:
MMBJOUQTJLAYAWD40ROOMDCF+SVPWIZ¯\_(ツ)_/¯BFJTWLEGOBLT£LADBOSUBDDBLAGF+>:-(
It’s quite the mouthful, so to get you up to speed, here are what each of the 73 characters in the acronym stand for:
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MM: Mer-man attracted
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B: Bicyclists
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JOU: James O’Keefe Undercover
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Q: Quebecois
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TJ: People exclusively sexually attracted to Trader Joe’s
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L: Lindsey Graham
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AYA: the gay Ayatollah
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WD40: A type of oil. This may have been added by accident.
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ROOM: People who attracted to Roomba vacuums.
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DCF: Dallas Cowboys Fans
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+ = Plus-size
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S: Steve
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VP: Village People-attracted. Trump?
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WIZ: Wizard-sexual
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Not sure-sexual
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BFJT: Blackface Justin Trudeau
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W: The Welsh
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LEGO: Only attracted to LEGO characters
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BLT = Bacon, lettuce and tomato. This was during the acronym writers’ lunch break.
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£: European regular, American gay
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LAD: Los Angeles Dodgers
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BO: Barack Obama
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SUB: Subaru owners
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DD: Kristi Noem’s husband
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BLA: Bud Light-attracted
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GF: Gay Frogs
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>:-( : Angry lesbians
Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.
Steve and Timpani’s continued adjustment to all things Texas hits a speed bump when Timpani’s sister, Brittuni, arrives.










