Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs

Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it’s always important to first check if it’s a Somali front for defrauding the government. Here are eight signs to be on the lookout for:

1. There are no children at the daycare: A subtle clue something fishy may be going on.

2. The daycare is just a creepy old van that someone spray-painted “Daycare” on: Hmmmm.

3. The daycare’s address keeps changing depending on where the van is parked: This might not be totally above board.

4. When you call the daycare number, someone answers “Al-Shabaab headquarters, how can I direct your call?”: Concerning.

5. The daycare’s ad says “Yor Kids Wil Lear So Mutch Heer”: There’s no spellcheck in Somalia.

6. The daycare owner just pulled up in a Lambo: Not your typical daycare owner ride.

7. The daycare owner just got out of his Lambo carrying an RPG: This is getting suspicious.

8. The daycare owner just got a big bag of money from Tim Walz in the parking lot and now you’re physically watching him use the money to buy more RPGs: Yup, it’s a Somali front.

Watch out for these signs to keep your kiddos safe this year.