MONTGOMERY, AL — A local teenage girl warned her friends that there was a creep with a BBQ stain on his white t-shirt that persisted in ogling her as she tried to skip rocks on the river by the railroad tracks.
The young woman, Ashley Hennigan, told her friends that the apparent pervert, who looked to be about seventeen, had followed her from the ticket line at the county fair.
“It was like, so creepy,” said Hennigan to her friends. “I kept hearing him talk about me having suntan lines and red lipstick. Ugh! I know I was wearing a mini-skirt, but it wasn’t that revealing. It just happened to be on sale for Labor Day, I never would have bought it if I thought it would invite weirdos like that to follow me around.”
Hennigan feared that the stalking would continue, saying the sicko seemed to be obsessed with showing up when she least expected it. “I’m just afraid that I’m going to be trapped with him some day, like he’ll follow me onto an airplane or something,” said Hennigan. “I can still hear him saying over and over that I ‘had a suntan line and red lipstick’, and how he can never forget something like that. It’s giving me nightmares.”
At publishing time, a terrified Hennigan had told her friends that the degenerate had told her that he would forevermore think about her in “every other memory.”
The news media seems to be having a problem reporting the news.
