Update: Moroccans Who Invaded Spain Now Registered To Vote In New Jersey

TRENTON, NJ — Due to yet another “glitch” in the state’s computer database, officials confirmed that the tens of thousands of Moroccans who invaded Cetua, Spain last week were now registered to vote in New Jersey.

In just the latest in a string of strange voter registration errors, New Jersey officials said they had no idea how a large mob of single, military-aged migrant men could have suddenly appeared on the state’s voter rolls.

“Oops, how did that happen?” Governor Mikie Sherrill said when asked about the discrepancy. “I can assure you that, though it was most certainly an unintentional mistake registering these men to vote, we will proudly work with these Moroccans to build a bright future for the Garden State.”

Sources within Sherrill’s office said they had no idea how 60,000 Moroccans somehow ended up on the state’s voter registration list. “It was an honest mistake,” one insider said. “Believe it or not, funny little errors like this happen all the time. You know, foreign invaders surge into a country, and yadda yadda yadda, next thing you know, they’re voting in New Jersey elections. If I had a nickel for every time something like this happened… it would be a lot of nickels.”

Sherrill vowed to work tirelessly to get to the bottom of the source of the mistake but assured the Moroccans that their votes would still count in November.

At publishing time, it had been confirmed that an astounding 100% of the Moroccan migrant vote had preemptively been cast for every Democrat in every November contest.