White House Announces Iran Deal Completely Done Except For All The Important Parts

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite ongoing bombing operations being carried out in recent days, members of the Trump White House announced that the peace deal with Iran was completely done except for all the important parts.

President Trump ordered a new wave of military strikes this week and threatened the remaining leaders of the Iranian regime with severe consequences, but administration officials again stressed that a peace agreement was entirely finished except for the parts of the deal that relate to peace and an agreement.

“We’ve agreed on everything except for the peace part and everything else,” said U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “Essentially, both sides have agreed that there is a framework of an agreement, and all parties involved have settled on a deal that has yet to be ironed out in any detailed way. So, basically, it’s completely finished except for the part of it we haven’t started to talk about yet.”

Despite the ongoing tension and exchange of threats, President Trump remained confident that a deal would soon be finalized. “It’s all done, and everyone says it’s amazing,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office. “So many people said this could never happen, and now it has. We’ve successfully reached a peace agreement with Iran, except for the stuff that we disagree on. As soon as it’s settled, we will have reached a deal, which will eventually happen, even though it’s totally already done.”

At publishing time, Trump had celebrated the finalization of the peace deal by again threatening to wipe Iran off the face of the Earth in the next 48 hours if they did not accept the peace deal.