9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women

Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.

Here are just a few examples:

1. Being created: That’s right, men were created first. Get wrecked, ladies.

2. Fatherhood: Women are terrible dads.

3. Growing a handlebar mustache and twirling it mischievously: Have you seen the women with mustaches? Not very impressive.

4. Clogging toilets: Also, unclogging toilets.

5. Thinking about Ancient Rome: Research suggests women never think about Ancient Rome, which is literally insane.

6. Being President of the United States: Try harder, women.

7. Moving furniture: Wherever the women say they want it, of course.

8. Getting “that thing” off a high shelf: Who always gets asked to do it? That’s right.

9. Common sense and logic: It’s science.

And that settles it. What other things are men better at than women? Post them in the comments.