American Enters Day 3 Of Searching For Exit From Roundabout

PARIS — American visitor Ben Garfield reportedly entered day three of attempting to find an exit from a roundabout.

Garfield and his family entered the roundabout in their rented BMW hatchback around mid-day on Wednesday while on their way to visit the Notre Dame cathedral. Though the family initially enjoyed the quaint experience of circling the view, the fun quickly turned to horror as Garfield realized he was trapped.

“What is this devilry?” cried Garfield, his eyes frantically scanning the streets. “There is no way to stop! How on earth do you escape this sea of tiny French cars? I don’t even know how the car still has gas. It’s like we’ve entered into a time loop. There is no beginning or end. There is only the circle. Cross your legs, kiddos.”

According to witnesses, Garfield had now completed several thousand revolutions around the traffic circle, passing the same flower shop, café, and boulangerie. French officials confirmed that no rescue operation was planned, as the populace continues to find it all rather amusing. “If he cannot do it, then he gets the death he deserves,” declared local man Jacques Philipe. “It is the French way.”

At publishing time, the gracious boulangerie owner had hurled a baguette through Garfield’s window to help sustain his family for the coming day.