Business
Hobby Lobby’s Owners Are About Stewardship, Not Power
Investigative journalist Michael Blanding is out this week with a new book that contains a title and chapters replete with old tropes that have been parroted by antagonists of both Christianity and the retail giant for decades: “The Gospel…
Old Spice Introduces New Libertarian-Strength Deodorant
U.S. — Procter & Gamble announced a new breakthrough in male grooming products on Friday with the introduction of Old Spice Libertarian-Strength Deodorant.Old Spice Libertarian-Strength Deodorant uses a special formula specifically designed…
Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With ‘Happy Monday, Team!’
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"Though Texas had long allowed such people to be given a "good…
Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With ‘Happy Monday, Team!’
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "Happy Monday, Team!"Though Texas had long allowed such people to be given a "good…
U.S. Oil Production Hits Record 13.93 Million Barrels Per Day as Producers Boost Output
U.S. crude oil production climbed to a new all-time high in April, reaching 13.93 million barrels per day, according to monthly data released Tuesday by the Energy Information Administration, as American producers ramped up output amid elevated…
Major Egg Producers Agree to $3.3 Million Settlement Over Alleged Price-Fixing Scheme
Three of the nation’s largest egg producers have agreed to pay $3.3 million and donate 53 million eggs to resolve allegations they conspired to inflate egg prices during a period when Americans were already grappling with soaring grocery costs.…
Trump orders DOJ probe into oil companies over gas prices, accuses industry of gouging consumers
President Trump said Wednesday that he has directed the Department of Justice to investigate oil companies for failing to lower gasoline prices fast enough despite a sharp decline in crude oil costs, accusing the industry of “gouging” American…
Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It’s 2014 Or Something
PITTSBURGH, PA — Local company Stan's Paper Mill proudly posted on X, formerly Twitter, a message celebrating Pride Month, apparently ignorant of the fact the year is no longer 2014."Welp, this should get us lots of customers,"…
10 Questions On California’s Test To Determine If You’re Gay Enough
California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if you're a certified gay. Sounds great, right? However, the state is doing its due diligence by testing all…
Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’
CHICAGO, IL — The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed on Tuesday that America may be heading into a major economic depression following the announcement by the McDonald's Corporation that Big Macs will now be listed at "market…