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Major Egg Producers Agree to $3.3 Million Settlement Over Alleged Price-Fixing Scheme
Three of the nation’s largest egg producers have agreed to pay $3.3 million and donate 53 million eggs to resolve allegations they conspired to inflate egg prices during a period when Americans were already grappling with soaring grocery costs.…
Trump orders DOJ probe into oil companies over gas prices, accuses industry of gouging consumers
President Trump said Wednesday that he has directed the Department of Justice to investigate oil companies for failing to lower gasoline prices fast enough despite a sharp decline in crude oil costs, accusing the industry of “gouging” American…
Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It’s 2014 Or Something
PITTSBURGH, PA — Local company Stan's Paper Mill proudly posted on X, formerly Twitter, a message celebrating Pride Month, apparently ignorant of the fact the year is no longer 2014."Welp, this should get us lots of customers,"…
10 Questions On California’s Test To Determine If You’re Gay Enough
California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if you're a certified gay. Sounds great, right? However, the state is doing its due diligence by testing all…
Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’
CHICAGO, IL — The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed on Tuesday that America may be heading into a major economic depression following the announcement by the McDonald's Corporation that Big Macs will now be listed at "market…
Companies Posting Pride Month Logo Obviously Unaware That Donald Trump Is President
U.S. — Several companies across the U.S. posting special Pride Month versions of their logos on social media were apparently unaware that Donald Trump is currently president.According to sources, executives at a number of major companies had…
Company-Wide Meeting Really Just For Phil
GREENVILLE, SC — Sources revealed that the company-wide meeting scheduled today for all SynerTech employees was, in actuality, just for Phil.All sixty-five employees at regional software company SynerTech Solutions were summoned into a mandatory…
Kevin Warsh Confirmed As Federal Reserve Chair In 54-45 Senate Vote
Kevin Warsh is officially headed to the top of the Federal Reserve — and straight into an inflation fight. The Senate voted 54-45 Wednesday to confirm President Trump’s pick as the next Fed chairman, with Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., the only…
Flight Canceled Because Of Spirit Airlines Shuttering? Here Are 8 Better Travel Alternatives
As Spirit Airlines prepares to permanently close its doors, it's time to take a look at some alternative means of travel.Here are a few better options to consider if your scheduled trip with Spirit has been canceled:Fire yourself out of a…
$400M Ticketmaster Settlement Reduced To Just $11.50 After Fees
NEW YORK, NY — A New York federal court found Ticketmaster guilty of operating as a monopoly following its 2010 merger with concert promoter Live Nation, and ordered the ticket vendor to pay $400 million in fines, which came out to just $11.50…