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Elderly Lesbian Throuple Turns Out To Be Green Day
OAKLAND, CA — A surprising new report indicated that an elderly lesbian throuple seen out for a walk in a local park this week turned out to actually be the musical group Green Day.The three aging men were suspected of being lesbian women by…
Bill Burr Lands Stand-Up Comedy Gig On Jabba’s Sail Barge
DUNE SEA — Comedian Bill Burr has reportedly accepted an offer to perform on Khettana, a luxury sail barge owned by Jabba the Hutt."Jee-jee sa dunkee jeeska Bill Burr, joka yuna, panwa cheejee che geesa holo-chasa du America…