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13 Things Safer To Give Your Kids Than A Smartphone
The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu of purchasing your child a smartphone, perhaps consider any of these 13 safer alternatives:A jar of meth: Less addictive than a phone,…
New Research Shows Marriage and Fatherhood Regulate Male Sexual Energy
Did you know that when men marry according to God’s design and become fathers, nature is aligned in such a way that it lowers their testosterone (T) levels in helpful ways? Men with lower T tend to be more focused on their duties toward marriage…
Suck At Raising Kids? Here Are Our Top 15 Tips To Be A Perfect Parent
Raising kids is hard. Even for experienced parents, every day brings new challenges. How can anyone do it perfectly?The Babylon Bee conducted a comprehensive survey to come up with the following list of tips on how to be a perfect parent:When…
Tragic: Wives Caught In Endless Thank You Card Loop
GREENSBORO, NC — Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of thank-you cards.It all started when Barnard sent Martin a thank-you card for coming to her birthday, while Martin simultaneously…
Mom Scours Toy Aisle In Search Of Perfect Christmas Present For Child To Break In Four Seconds
READING, PA — According to sources, a local mother was carefully looking through the toy aisles of a nearby store for the perfect present that her child would break in four seconds.Several witnesses close to the family said the woman was hoping…
Child Who Looks Like Perfect Angel While Sleeping Transforms Into Demonic Hellion Upon Waking Up
MILWAUKEE, WI — In one of the greatest deceptions known to mankind, a child who spent her entire nap looking like a perfect little angel while asleep transformed into a demonic hellion immediately upon waking up.According to Melissa Stevens, the…
Child Treats Mom To Deep-Tissue Back Massage At 4 A.M.
BLOOMINGTON, IN — Local mother Sheila Dunn was reportedly treated to a spontaneous deep-tissue back massage when her five-year-old kid began kicking her back in the middle of the night."I wanted to make my mom feel extra special,"…
Husbands: 17 Things They Are Good For
Marriage is an endless bouquet of blessings and discoveries, with each new day bringing new joys and delights to those who join in the divine covenant. That being said, what are husbands good for, exactly?Wives can rest easy, as The Babylon Bee…
Billy Wilson: Finding A Father
By The Stream Published on December 1, 2025 The President of Oral Roberts University reveals the pain caused by his earthly father and the peace he found in a heavenly Father, as told in his book Father Cry.…
Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan
U.S. — Authorities issued a public service announcement in time for the holiday season, reminding parents that if they leave their children home alone, they should ensure that they have access to plenty of paint cans, a blowtorch, and a…