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Man Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Being In Boarding Group 2
ATLANTA, GA — Traveler Dale Galveston achieved a lifelong dream of boarding a plane in Boarding Group 2 at the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport on his way to New York City."I got a little teary-eyed, I won't lie,"…
Seven Radical Abortion Bills Advance in Pennsylvania
The Pennsylvania House Judiciary Committee advanced seven radical abortion bills Wednesday that would protect, expand and fund the abortion industry. Each bill passed in a 14-12, party line vote, with Democrat committee members voting for the…
Serial Killer Unwinds After A Long Day By Listening To His Favorite Podcast About Housewives
DAYTONA BEACH, FL — Local serial killer Lester Carlisle told his friends that there's nothing he enjoys more than unwinding after a long day by taking a hot bubble bath with a nice drink and his favorite podcast about the lives of…
Canada to Report Killing Over 100,000 People With Physician-Assisted Suicide
In the coming months, Canada will report killing over 100,000 people via physician-assisted suicide in 10 years. That stunning fact shows how quickly euthanasia, once legalized, expands and creates a culture of death. Physician-assisted suicide…
Man Replaces Personality With New Smoker
BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local man James Larson made a significant life change after deciding to replace his entire personality with his affection for his newly purchased smoker."Have I shown you my smoker?" Larson asked no one in particular.…
Homeless Man Made Fun Of By All The Other Homeless Men For Not Having iPhone 17
LOS ANGELOS, CA — A local homeless man reported over the weekend that he had been made fun of by all of the other homeless men for not having an iPhone 17.According to witnesses, transient Ralph Nichols was brutally mocked by his fellow hobos…
Bored High School Students Ask Chemistry Teacher When They’re Going To Learn To Cook Meth And Go On Fun Adventures In An RV
SAN DIMAS, CA — A group of bored high school students asked their chemistry teacher this week when he was going to teach them how to cook meth and go on crazy adventures in an RV.The group peppered teacher William Wright with questions about how…
Family Excited To Get New Inkjet Printer That Will Work Flawlessly For First Six Hours And Then Never Again
SCRANTON, PA — The upcoming weekend promised to be a fun one for one local family, as they were excited to get a new inkjet printer that would work flawlessly for the first six hours and then never again.The Stevens family canceled other plans…
Louisiana, ADF Challenge Biden-Era Abortion-By-Mail Scheme
The state of Louisiana filed a federal lawsuit against the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for allowing pro-abortion doctors to mail the abortion pill into pro-life states with laws protecting the lives of preborn children. Attorneys…
At Last: Airlines Introduce Ejection Seats For People Who Have Loud Conversations
U.S. — Airline passengers of the world could finally breathe a sigh of relief, as all major airlines have introduced ejection seats for people who have loud conversations.According to representatives from Delta, Southwest, United, Spirit,…