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Is Your Mind Immortal or Are You a Meat Machine? Part III
The Immortal Mind, a new book by neurosurgeon Michael Egnor and science writer Denyse O’Leary, challenges some unexamined dogmas that dominate science classrooms and popular media — especially materialism, the theory that mind, spirit, and the…
Ghost Of Beethoven Overjoyed To Hear Magnum Opus In Toothpaste Commercial
U.S. — One of the world's most revered musical geniuses was heard from for the first time in nearly two centuries, as the ghost of Ludwig van Beethoven expressed tremendous joy after hearing his magnum opus being used in a toothpaste…
Man Not Sure If Wife Already In Pajamas Or Still In Pajamas
AMARILLO, TX — After local man Jeremy Long got home from work a little early on Thursday he was greeted by a wife wearing pajamas, forcing him to consider whether or not she was "already" in pajamas or "still" in…
Study Finds Women Invented Rompers To Make Other Women Look Stupid
LOS ANGELES, CA — A groundbreaking scientific study discovered that women first invented rompers to make other women look stupid.According to austere fashion historian Jillian LeFrast, rompers were invented around 1993 by several women who were…
Colorado Lawmakers Force Taxpayers to Fund Planned Parenthood Bailout
This week, Colorado lawmakers approved Senate Bill 25B-2, which directs state taxpayer dollars to cover up to $4.4 million in Medicaid reimbursements to abortion providers like Planned Parenthood. The bill responds to the provision defunding the…
Waiter Flips Coin To See If He’s Going To Annoyingly Check In On You Every 3 Minutes Or Never Come Back To Your Table Again
TACOMA, WA — Local waiter Jesse Carter flipped a coin Wednesday night to determine if he was going to go check on his patrons every five minutes or take their orders and never come back to their table ever again."Let's see,"…
Seeing Beyond – The Stream
My decision to restore an old family home set a miracle in motion in my life, though on that first night, it sure didn’t feel like it. A miracle is happening in your life too, even if you can’t quite see it. Jesus is making all things new, but…
College Graduate $200k In Debt Celebrates New Minimum-Wage Job By Shopping For A $750k One-Bedroom Home At 20% Interest
FRANKLIN, TN — According to sources, a local Gen Z college graduate who was now $200,000 in debt with a minimum wage job was celebrating by shopping for a new $750,000 home at 20% interest."I worked hard and followed the rules, and now…
10 Surefire Ways To Lose Your Man Card
The world needs men. Sadly, however, many men are shirking their God-given responsibilities these days to live like little fancy boys.To guard against this spreading loss of masculinity, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of…
Introvert Bites Down On Cyanide Capsule As Waiters Start Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ To Him
RIVERDALE, UT — A tragic scene ensued last night, as an introvert bit down on a cyanide capsule at his own birthday dinner as soon as the waiters started singing "Happy Birthday" to him.Socially anxious Mitchell Myers had been…