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New Research Shows Biden Administration Endangered Women With Abortion Pill Change
The Biden administration endangered and harmed thousands of women by canceling the requirement to visit a doctor in person before having the dangerous abortion pill prescribed or dispensed, new research has found. The Ethics and Public Policy…
Pop Star Jokes About Fan’s Abortion, Encourages Others to do the Same
A rising pop star unapologetically joked about a fan killing her preborn baby last week — the sobering result of the decades-long devaluation of life in the West. “I didn’t know I was pregnant here but at least my baby got to hear ‘Midnight Sun’…
8 Powerful Ways To Elevate Women On International Women’s Day
If you missed celebrating International Women's Day yesterday, it's not too late to solemnly observe it in a variety of meaningful ways.The Babylon Bee has put together the following helpful list of ways to elevate the ladies in your…
‘Mmm, I Love Coffee,’ Says Woman Drinking Chocolate Milk With Single Drop Of Espresso
MILWAUKEE, WI — Sources revealed that Stephany Sumner, 37, was entirely unable to restrain herself from talking about how much she loved coffee after taking a sip of chocolate milk with a single drop of espresso in it.According to witnesses,…
‘Soon…,’ Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban dad gently consoled himself next to his dormant lawnmower in the garage.After a surprisingly mild Saturday, Jonathan Hughes paid a visit to…
The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten
TUSCON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and ready to eat, and… oh wait… it's rotten."That pineapple looks so good! I can't wait…
Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku
LITTLE ROCK, AK — As Darren Phillips pulled himself out of bed on Thursday morning, it became apparent to him that there was a growing chance that he could go his whole life without ever mastering the ancient art of the nunchaku."This is my…
Thousands of Students Attended 2026 Pro-Life Summit
As many as 2,000 high school and college-aged students attended the 2026 National Pro-Life Summit on January 24 for advocacy, leadership and policy engagement training. The annual Summit, which Students for Life hosted for the fifth year in a…
Man Surprised To Find Out He Has A Podcast
DALLAS, TX — One local man's life took an unexpected turn this week, after he was surprised to learn that he had a podcast.Chris Wilson, a 40-year-old warehouse operations manager, reportedly had no idea that he was the host of a podcast…
Planned Parenthood Drops Suit After Trying to Force Taxpayers to Fund Abortions
Planned Parenthood has dropped its lawsuit attempting to block a provision of the One Big Beautiful Bill which prohibits taxpayer dollars from going to abortion providers for one year. The abortion giant dismissed its case Planned Parenthood v.…