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HHS Investigates 13 States for Requiring Health Care Providers to Cover Abortion
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services announced it is investigating thirteen states for “allegedly coercing health care entities to provide coverage of, or pay for, abortion contrary to conscience.” The HHS Office for Civil Rights…
5-Year-Old Holds Press Conference To Announce He Is Switching Obsessive Interest From Backhoes To Dinosaurs
DAYTON, OH — Five-year-old Liam Montgomery held a press conference for friends and family this week in which announced he would be switching his obsessive interest in backhoes to an obsessive interest in dinosaurs."I like dinosaurs,"…
Is America Growing More or Less Pro-Life?
One of the primary marks of a nation is how it cares for its most vulnerable. Few are more vulnerable and helpless than the preborn. Every child in a mother’s womb is humanity’s tomorrow. That is, after all, how each of us started. Those tiny…
South Dakota Makes Fertility Fraud a Felony
South Dakota legislators passed a bill last week criminalizing fertility fraud. Fertility fraud, or medical rape, occurs when a fertility doctor secretly replaces the intended father’s sperm with his own or that of another donor’s. South…
Local Girl Warns Friends About Creep With BBQ Stain On White T-Shirt Ogling Her By Railroad Tracks
MONTGOMERY, AL — A local teenage girl warned her friends that there was a creep with a BBQ stain on his white t-shirt that persisted in ogling her as she tried to skip rocks on the river by the railroad tracks.The young woman, Ashley Hennigan,…
New Research Shows Biden Administration Endangered Women With Abortion Pill Change
The Biden administration endangered and harmed thousands of women by canceling the requirement to visit a doctor in person before having the dangerous abortion pill prescribed or dispensed, new research has found. The Ethics and Public Policy…
Pop Star Jokes About Fan’s Abortion, Encourages Others to do the Same
A rising pop star unapologetically joked about a fan killing her preborn baby last week — the sobering result of the decades-long devaluation of life in the West. “I didn’t know I was pregnant here but at least my baby got to hear ‘Midnight Sun’…
8 Powerful Ways To Elevate Women On International Women’s Day
If you missed celebrating International Women's Day yesterday, it's not too late to solemnly observe it in a variety of meaningful ways.The Babylon Bee has put together the following helpful list of ways to elevate the ladies in your…
‘Mmm, I Love Coffee,’ Says Woman Drinking Chocolate Milk With Single Drop Of Espresso
MILWAUKEE, WI — Sources revealed that Stephany Sumner, 37, was entirely unable to restrain herself from talking about how much she loved coffee after taking a sip of chocolate milk with a single drop of espresso in it.According to witnesses,…
‘Soon…,’ Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban dad gently consoled himself next to his dormant lawnmower in the garage.After a surprisingly mild Saturday, Jonathan Hughes paid a visit to…