Politics
Democrats Condemn Hegseth For Using Money To Feed Soldiers When It Could Have Gone To Somali Daycare
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats criticized Secretary of War Pete Hegseth for giving frontline U.S. soldiers a nice meal when that money could have gone to fund Somali daycare centers in Minnesota."I condemn these expenditures in the strongest…
Pentagon-Anthropic Dispute Further Exposes Government Push for Autonomous Weapons and AI Surveillance
The clash between the Pentagon and artificial intelligence company Anthropic has been making headlines for weeks, as it centers on the limits of AI use. The fallout escalated quickly. After the company refused to drop its restrictions on using…
Trump Says Iran War Over “Soon” as New Hardliner Takes Power
President Donald Trump suggested on Monday that the United States was winding down its war against Iran. He also implied that he’s open to ending U.S. participation and leaving the new hardliner cleric in charge.“It’s going to be ended soon,” he…
Epstein Justice: Reviewing Who Has Been Deposed So Far
The horrifying disclosure unmasking the depravity behind Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes and connections to Deep State Insiders has Americans rightfully asking, “When will justice be served?”Of course, Epstein allegedly committed suicide, and Ghislaine…
Trump to Visit Thomas Massie’s Kentucky District
President Donald Trump is visiting Kentucky this week. He’ll be in Thomas Massie’s (R-Ky.) congressional district, backing an opponent who appears to be struggling.Local media have obtained a White House invitation that says Trump will be in…
Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has strongly condemned New Yorkers for making Muslims throw improvised explosive devices at them.After two bombs were hurled by ISIS-inspired Muslims at a group gathered near the Mayor's mansion, Mamdani…
Newly-Unemployed Dan Crenshaw Joins Crew Of ‘Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything’
HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the crew of the infamous "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything."After wrapping up his term in D.C., Crenshaw will join Pa Grape, Mr. Lunt,…
DHS Nominee Markwayne Mullin Surges In Popularity After Vowing To Deport Liberal White Ladies
U.S. — As the Trump cabinet experienced a significant changing of the guard, new Department of Homeland Security nominee Markwayne Mullin surged in popularity among the American people after vowing to deport liberal white ladies.The current Ohio…
Tearful Trump Takes Kristi Noem Behind Woodshed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a hard-set face betrayed by tears, President Donald Trump was seen taking Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem out back behind the White House woodshed.Noem, who was on Thursday dismissed from her position as DHS…
8 New Jobs Dan Crenshaw Has His Eye On
Following his primary loss to Steve Toth, Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw is now looking for a new career path.The Babylon Bee has heard through the Washington grapevine that Crenshaw has cast an eye toward one of the following potential…