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Due To Depleted Bullpen, Jason Bateman To Start Game 4 For Dodgers
LOS ANGELES, CA — After Monday night's epic 18-inning marathon Game 3 severely depleted their bullpen, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced that actor Jason Bateman would take the mound for the team in Game 4.Though superstar Shohei Ohtani had…
Scandal As Blue Jays Test Positive For Performance-Enhancing Maple Syrup
TORONTO — Scandal has rocked the baseball world as shortly after their 11-4 World Series victory, several members of the Toronto Blue Jays tested positive for performance-enhancing maple syrup.Suspicions arose immediately after the Blue Jays…
Jets Starting To Wonder If They Should Try A Different Sport
NEW YORK CITY — The New York Jets have begun wondering if perhaps they should try some other sport besides football.After years of spectacularly failing at football and off to an 0-7 start this year, the Jets finally began considering if maybe…
Confused Canadians Show Up To World Series With Sticks, Skates
TORONTO — Preparations for the 2025 World Series got off to a rocky start after the confused players of the Toronto Blue Jays showed up to play with sticks and skates.According to fans arriving early for the game, the Canadians arrived at Rogers…
Blue Jays To Start World Series With 7-Run Deficit As Trump Imposes Tariff On Foreign Teams
TORONTO — The American League champions received discouraging news on Friday, as the Toronto Blue Jays were notified that they would start the World Series with a 7-run deficit after President Donald Trump imposed a tariff on foreign baseball…
WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren’t Missing Layups To Throw Games, They Just Suck At Basketball
U.S. — In light of the NBA's recent gambling scandal, WNBA players assured federal agents that they don't miss easy layups to throw games, they just suck at basketball.Suspicion had arisen regarding the effort of WNBA players, with…
NBA Announces Today’s Gambling Arrests Brought To You By DraftKings
NEW YORK, NY — Thursday's arrests of Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups, Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier, former NBA player Damon Jones, and 28 other individuals were brought to you by DraftKings, the NBA said in a…
NBA Coach Chauncey Billups, Heat’s Terry Rozier Arrested in FBI Gambling Probe: Report
Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups, Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier, and former NBA guard and coach Damon Jones were among 31 people arrested Thursday in a sweeping FBI investigation, Fox News Digital confirmed. Officials said the…
America Calls Brief Truce With Canada Until Dodgers Defeated
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has reportedly extended an olive branch to Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, agreeing to a brief truce until the Dodgers could be defeated."The time has come to set aside our differences and…
Public Opinion on Legal Sports Betting is Souring, Survey Shows — But Young Americans Are Betting More Than Ever
More Americans believe legal sports betting is bad today than in 2022, a new Pew Research survey shows. Unfortunately, more Americans than ever are betting on sports — a dangerous trend driven almost exclusively by young people placing online…