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Man Can’t Wait To Be Disappointed By His Favorite Baseball Team’s Offseason Moves
KANSAS CITY, MO — With the conclusion of the World Series, the Major League Baseball season had officially come to an end, leaving one local man looking forward to being sorely disappointed by his favorite team's offseason moves.Tom Kimmel,…
Ex Mobster Breaks Down NBA Gambling Scandal
By The Stream Published on November 5, 2025 In this 29-minute video, ex-mobster Michael Franzese breaks down the NBA gambling scandal that just broke – Terry Rozier, Chauncey Billups, and 34 others arrested in a massive FBI operation targeting…
Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized
TORONTO — Following the team's devastating loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 7 of the 2025 World Series, the Canadian government announced that it had ordered the players from the Toronto Blue Jays to be euthanized.As is standard…
Pope Leo Canonizes The 1996-98 Chicago Bulls
VATICAN CITY — In a move that drew criticism of bias toward his hometown teams, Pope Leo XIV officially canonized the 1996-98 Chicago Bulls.The legendary NBA championship team that has long been discussed as arguably the greatest of all time…
Trump To Grant Canada Independence If Blue Jays Win World Series
TORONTO — The stakes for the final two games of the Major League Baseball season grew even higher this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he would grant Canada independence if the Blue Jays won the World Series.Toronto took a 3-2…
Due To Depleted Bullpen, Jason Bateman To Start Game 4 For Dodgers
LOS ANGELES, CA — After Monday night's epic 18-inning marathon Game 3 severely depleted their bullpen, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced that actor Jason Bateman would take the mound for the team in Game 4.Though superstar Shohei Ohtani had…
Scandal As Blue Jays Test Positive For Performance-Enhancing Maple Syrup
TORONTO — Scandal has rocked the baseball world as shortly after their 11-4 World Series victory, several members of the Toronto Blue Jays tested positive for performance-enhancing maple syrup.Suspicions arose immediately after the Blue Jays…
Jets Starting To Wonder If They Should Try A Different Sport
NEW YORK CITY — The New York Jets have begun wondering if perhaps they should try some other sport besides football.After years of spectacularly failing at football and off to an 0-7 start this year, the Jets finally began considering if maybe…
Confused Canadians Show Up To World Series With Sticks, Skates
TORONTO — Preparations for the 2025 World Series got off to a rocky start after the confused players of the Toronto Blue Jays showed up to play with sticks and skates.According to fans arriving early for the game, the Canadians arrived at Rogers…
Blue Jays To Start World Series With 7-Run Deficit As Trump Imposes Tariff On Foreign Teams
TORONTO — The American League champions received discouraging news on Friday, as the Toronto Blue Jays were notified that they would start the World Series with a 7-run deficit after President Donald Trump imposed a tariff on foreign baseball…