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Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The ‘Donald J. Trump Strait Of America’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close, U.S. President Donald Trump announced that the Strait of Hormuz had been officially renamed as the "Donald J. Trump Straight…
Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don’t Actually Know What ‘Ceasefire’ Means
ISLAMABAD — Amid ongoing reports that Iran had broken an expected two-week ceasefire by failing to sufficiently reopen the Strait of Hormuz, threatening to target vessels who who seek to travel the waters without first coordinating with their…
Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display
MIDDLE EAST — The nations of the Middle East celebrated the announcement of a ceasefire with an massive fireworks display that lit up the entire region.Rockets flashed across the sky, heading every direction, in a beautiful commemoration of the…
World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal
WORLD — People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme position in order to negotiate the best possible deal.Media members were left stunned as Trump did not actually usher in a nuclear…
Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’
TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then dropping bombs that only shoot out little flags that say "POW!".A giggling Trump reportedly watched from the White…
Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump put Iran on notice, stating that this was his final warning before he would send Bruce Springsteen to perform there.Trump told the IRGC that if the Strait of Hormuz was not fully reopened by Tuesday…
France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered A Success When No One Surrendered To The Nazis
PARIS — On Monday, French officials questioned how the United States could classify the airman rescue mission a success when no one surrendered to the Nazis.The dramatic rescue mission featured dozens of warplanes keeping Iranian forces at bay…
Downed F-15 Pilot Asks Rescuers If They Can Go Back For His AirPods Real Quick
KOHGILUYEH — A thankful F-15 weapons systems officer reportedly asked his rescuers if he could go back to the crash site to get his AirPods real quick.After the fighter was shot down over southwestern Iran on Friday, a race to find the second of…
It’s Getting Serious: Trump Triple Dog Dares Iran To Keep Strait Of Hormuz Closed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump's threats to the Iranian regime escalated drastically over the holiday weekend, with the President issuing a rare "triple dog dare" for Iran to keep the Strait of Hormuz closed.Having…
Trump Deploys 10,000 Soldiers To Spread Word There Is No War In Iran
U.S. — President Trump has announced the deployment of 10,000 soldiers to help spread the word that there is no war happening in Iran.After four weeks of fighting across the Middle East, Trump stated that the activation of several thousand more…