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Trump Starting To Think Iran Might Not Be Trustworthy
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Iran once again fired on ships in the Strait of Hormuz despite an agreement not to, President Donald Trump began to think that perhaps the Iranian government might not be so trustworthy after all.According to the White…
Report: Heat Wave So Intense The French Are Considering Wearing Deodorant
PARIS — According to locals, the current heat wave in France had become so severe that French citizens began considering wearing deodorant.Though deeply resistant to all measures of personal hygiene, the stench of armpit sweat had reportedly…
Weakling French Declare ‘Hottest Day Ever’ When It’s Only 40 Degrees
PARIS — The weakling French population dramatically declared that today was "the hottest in history" despite local forecasts showing the temperature to be a mere 40 degrees.Facing weather that most Americans would take on with a…
Weakling French Declare ‘Hottest Day Ever’ When It’s Only 40 Degrees
PARIS — The weakling French population dramatically declared that today was "the hottest in history" despite local forecasts showing the temperature to be a mere 40 degrees.Facing weather that most Americans would take on with a…
Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns | Babylon Bee
LONDON — In a stunning fall from power, one of the world's foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.Keir Starmer, a preeminent voice for Islam on the world stage over the past several years,…
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae
KABUL — The notorious terrorist organization ISIS has claimed responsibility for an algae attack that has disrupted the beautiful blue color of the Reflecting Pool.An ISIS spokesman released a statement today stating that the group was behind…
World Leaders Line Up To Ask Trump To Bomb Their Countries For While And Then Give Them A Few Hundred Billion
WORLD — Global leaders rushed to sign up for Trump's incredible offer to have the U.S. bomb their country for a few weeks and then give them $300 billion.Sources within the White House reported days of jammed phone lines as countries from…
Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War
TEHRAN — The leadership of the Islamic Republic of Iran was reportedly overjoyed to learn they had won a grand total of $300 billion for coming second place in the war against the U.S.Despite suffering catastrophic damage, the Iranian leaders…
World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good
WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.The announcement came as…
Confused Biden Wanders Into G7 Summit
EVIAN, FRANCE — Years after wandering away from a G7 summit, a confused former President Joe Biden was seen wandering back into the G7 meeting in France this week. A gathering of top world leaders was in the middle of a high-stakes debate on…