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Oh No! Russian Forces Invade Alaska While NORAD Distracted Tracking Santa
ANCHORAGE, AK - A military spokesman confirmed Wednesday that Russian forces launched a successful sneak attack on Alaska while everyone at North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) was busy tracking Santa's sleigh. "We never…
South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price
ANTARCTICA — Santa Claus' Workshop may be in trouble after it was revealed that elves located at the South Pole have been making cheap knock-off toys for Christmas at half the price.Sources confirmed that South Pole elves have been…
US Military Persuades Entire Venezuelan Army To Surrender By Offering Them Some Food
VENEZUELA — In a remarkable demonstration of martial superiority, the United States military just forced an unconditional surrender out of the entire Venezuelan army just by offering them some food. According to U.S. General Roger Franklins, the…
12 Reasons Qatar Is The Greatest Country On Earth [This Article Sponsored By Qatar]
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Take it from us as free Americans, Qatar is the greatest country on earth. Way better than America, like way better. And that's a fact. Don't believe us? Check out these 12 reasons it's better than America.Look how great it…
Junior Cartel Member Excited To Already Be Getting To Drive Boat
CARACAS — A young employee's burgeoning career took a massive step forward this week, as a junior cartel member was excited to find out that he was already getting an opportunity to drive the boat.Luis Delgado, who had only been hired by…
17 Illegal Immigrants Found Hiding Under Pope’s Hat
VATICAN CITY — Following his public statement condemning the Trump administration's hardline immigration policies, a shocking new report indicated that 17 illegal immigrants had been found hiding under Pope Leo XIV's hat.The incident…
With Cheney Dead, Iraq Finally Admits They Had WMDs All Along
BAGHDAD — Following the death of former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, Iraqi government officials finally admitted they actually did have weapons of mass destruction this whole time."It is true," Iraqi Prime Minister Mohammed Shia…
Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided
YELWATA — In a last-ditch effort to survive, Christians in Nigeria disguised themselves as Palestinians in hopes that people around the world would suddenly care about them being genocided.The oppressed and beleaguered followers of Christ…
Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards
WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump received an email from the President of Nigeria with a commitment to end the genocide against Christians if Trump agrees to send him $5,000 in Amazon gift cards."I hope this email finds you well, Mr.…
Xi Happily Drops All Tariffs After Trump Shows Him How To Use Chopsticks To Become A Walrus
GYEONGJU — Trade negotiations between the U.S. and China reached a much-needed breakthrough on Thursday, as Chinese President Xi Jinping agreed to drop all tariffs after President Donald Trump showed him how to use chopsticks to become a…