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Rebel Alliance Warns Obama’s Presidential Library Almost Fully Operational
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Leaders within the Rebel Alliance have recently warned that Obama's Presidential Library is almost fully operational.According to sources within the small band of freedom fighters, a hoard of recently recovered Obama…
Greta Thunberg Says Israel Put A Noose On Her And Yelled, ‘This Is Bagel Country!’
ATHENS — Activist Greta Thunberg told reporters today that Israel put a noose on her, dumped bleach on her hair, and shouted, "This is bagel country!"Thunberg stated the assailants wore masks to hide their identity, but had on giant…
With Israel Withdrawal, Hamas Finally Able To Conduct Public Executions In Peace
GAZA — Day-to-day life in the terrorist occupied area of Gaza settled back into its normal pre-war routine, as with Israel's withdrawal to comply with the ceasefire agreement, Hamas was finally able to conduct public executions in…
Study Finds Jews Are Always Cool And Nice And Their Bagels Are Great Too [This Post Sponsored By Israel For $7,000]
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U.S. — A new study has just conclusively proved that Jewish people are always cool, their bagels are great, and Israel is number one.According to several respected scientists, the study found that Jews are the bee's knees, so to speak, and…
Sad Greta Thunberg Asks If Anyone Else Needs A Flotilla
STOCKHOLM — The ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas that was brokered by President Donald Trump had other unforeseen consequences, as sources reported hearing a sad Greta Thunberg ask if anyone else needed a flotilla.The climate change…
People Who Have Been Calling For A Ceasefire For Two Years Denounce Ceasefire
U.S. — Anti-Israel protestors denounced the Trump-brokered ceasefire in Israel after months of demanding that Trump broker a peace deal in Gaza."Ugh!" protestor Jenny Martinez declared. "When we chanted ‘CEASEFIRE NOW!' we…
Leftists Take To Streets To Protest End Of Genocide
WORLD — Leftists across the globe took to the streets over the weekend to protest the ceasefire in Gaza and the end of genocide.Activists from New York to London called for "another October seventh", demanding military intervention to…
7 Other People More Deserving Of Nobel Peace Prize Than Trump
While many were surprised that President Trump was passed over for the Nobel Peace Prize, the fact of the matter is there were several nominees who were simply more deserving. Here are seven other individuals who were also ranked by the Nobel…
Greta Thunberg Awarded Nobel Prize For Ending The War In Gaza
OSLO — The Nobel Committee announced that it had officially chosen Greta Thunberg to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for her pivotal role in bringing an end to the war in Gaza."Without her heroic and daring flotillas, this peace deal would…
The Three Surviving Members Of Hamas Starting To Think Oct. 7 Wasn’t A Great Idea
GAZA — The few remaining terrorists keeping up the fight against Israel acknowledged their grim circumstances this week, as the three surviving members of Hamas started to think that maybe their October 7, 2023, wasn't such a great idea.As…