Cheer Up, Libs! Here’s 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year

Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don’t beat yourself up, liberals. There’s still plenty to be thankful for this year.

Here are just a few examples:

1. Trump will probably die before he’s 100, so he can only be president for like 20 more years: No one lives forever.

2. Trump got totally owned by Jimmy Fallon or Kimmel or whatever his name is: Tens of people saw it.

3. The right is currently tearing itself to shreds, arguing about whether they should team up with literal Nazis, so the future for Democrats is pretty bright actually: Just hold on a little longer.

4. You can still go back and rewatch your West Wing DVD box set: It’s the closest thing to the real-life utopian Obama era.

5. There are lots of other countries to live in other than America: The weather in Somalia is lovely right now.

6. The Handmaid’s Tale costume you were assigned is fairly comfortable: And red is your favorite color.

7. Pecan pie is delicious: This doesn’t have much to do with politics, but it’s worth mentioning.

8. Tofurkey: You know you all love it.

9. You have three years until Vance becomes president and Trump gets relegated to vice president (until Vance resigns and they switch places in a preconceived plan to circumvent the 22nd Amendment, but that’s still a ways away): Enjoy the good times while they last.

10. You’ll always have climate change: There has to be a hurricane or fire or something coming up soon.

See, liberals? There are a ton of things to be thankful for. At least ten things, anyway. If you know more things liberals should be thankful for, post them in the comments below.