Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Well, that’s not good.

Looks like your female coworker just learned how to use AI to make images. This is probably going to be the start of a lot of annoying Slack posts from her.

It started this morning with an image of your boss coming into the office wearing an old-timey hat and suit and holding a big whip with the caption “Get to work!” A few polite reactions must have emboldened her, because by lunchtime she had shared an image of herself riding a dragon and carrying a stack of papers with the caption “Your quarterly reports are flying in today!”

It’s not going to stop until someone makes it stop. You don’t want to have to be the one to do it, but someone has to. She’s over there, sitting at her desk, working on a banger of everyone in the office recreating the St. Pepper’s Album cover. It’s best to put an end to it now, or things will inevitably get out of hand.

But she looks so happy. Maybe we give her the afternoon — oh no. A Slack message just appeared that just says “Check this out!” and you can see she’s uploading an image. There’s no escape.

Just stop what you’re doing. Leave. Leave now.

Run!